“Gay Cowboy”
	Jude Christodal

Friend of mine
You’ve been a friend of mine
And I’d like to tell you a tale

Well I have been watching you walk
And I’d like to do a little bit more than talk

Friend of mine
You’ve been a friend and kind
And I’d like to buy you a beer

Well I have been waiting all night
And I hope my moment is right

I wanna be your gay cowboy
I want a homo on the range
I want to hear some other spurs on the floor
When I walk in the door for a change
‘Cuz my woman, she has been driving me insane

Friend of mine
You’ve been a friend this time
And I’d like to offer you this dance

There’s nobody left at the bar
And I like where this is going so far

I wanna be your gay cowboy
I want a homo on the range
I want to feel some other hair on the back
When I climb in the sack for a change
‘Cuz my woman, she has been driving me insane

Bob turned to Bill
With a sudden thrill (or With a sad bitter pill)
They both closed their eyes
As they unzipped their flies 
And began love man to man

I wanna be your gay cowboy
I want a homo on the range
I want to ride up in that saddle again
Where a friend is a friend without shame
And my love it is daring to speak it’s name
‘Cuz my woman she has been driving me insane