Duel of the Oats:
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Several ships shaped like containers of Quaker Oats zoom away from earth. From the lead ship's pilot we hear a voice.
Mr. T: Fools! Keep up!
Quaker #121,321: What's the rush? No one is following us.
Mr. T: I don't want to hear that jibba jabba! Lord Brimley wants this sucka we caught brought to him immediately. I pity the fool who don't jump to light speed now!
Mr. T's ship jumps to hyperspace and is quickly followed by the remaining ships.
Meanwhile in the Mantina...
Canof: Is it just me or have things gotten quieter around here recently? Not just the Mantina either, but the planet as a whole?
Han: It's your imagination,kid.
Canof: Kid?
Han: Catchphrase.
Canof: Oh.
Grando: I've noticed the decrease in activity. Don't know what the hell is going on. As long as Grando is here, you'd think the activity would remain constant. Something is up.
Bo Shek: Maybe everyone who had been coming here had a long term case of loss of smell and just now their problem has gone away and they can now smell Bossk and are staying the hell away.
Bossk: Keep pressing your luck, Bo and you can kiss your trademark sideys goodbye along with several of your limbs and that's only because I'm in a good mood right now.
Bo Shek: Yeah right. Your good moods make dealing with PMSing women pleasant by comparison. Speaking of which, you really need to keep your women locked up on those days, Grando.
Grando: That's easy for you to say. Don't think I haven't tried, but I learned quickly just to stay the hell away from them during that time.
Canof: Staying away.... It's sports night. That seemed to be our most popular night and yet I'd say our crowd is the smallest since our first year before word of this place had gotten everywhere.
Bossk: Speaking of sports, what's on tap for tonight?
Canof: NBA Finals
Bossk: Oh geez. I'd rather watch the WWE. At least they admit their results are fixed. The NBA has no legitimacy.
Grando: He's got a point. Maybe that's what is keeping the people away. Give me the remote. I'll find something good.
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