The WONG Test
IN THE SPIRIT OF THESPARK.COM'S TEST'S' I OFFER YOU
THIS LITTLE QUIZ TO DETERMINE HOW MUCH NATHAN WONG THERE IS IN YOU.
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER?
HAVE YOU EVER USED THE WORD "AMBROSIA" AS AN ADJECTIVE?
HAVE YOU EVER USED THE PHRASE "YOUR BALLS ARE AMBROSIA" IN A NON HOMOSEXUAL CONTEXT?
HAVE YOU EVER OBSESSED ABOUT THE PLACEMENT OF WINDOWS ON YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR?
HAVE YOU EVER OBSESSED ABOUT A BAND SO MUCH THAT YOUR FRIENDS STARTED TO HATE THAT BAND?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OBSESSED WITH GIRLS YOU NEVER DATED?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OBSESSED WITH BALANCE?
SO MUCH SO THAT YOU WERE OUT OF BALANCE?
DO YOU FEEL AN OVERWHELMING NEED TO PROTECT YOUR FEMALE FRIENDS?
DO YOU HATE WOMEN?
DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "DEVOTEE"?
HAVE YOU EVER WHACKED OFF TO WOMEN WHO ARE MISSING LIMBS?
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE NOMENCLATURE ASSOCIATED WITH DEVOTEE PORN?
HAVE YOU EVER EXPLAINED SAID NOMENCLATURE TO A FRIEND AND ACTUALLY USED THE WORD "NOMENCLATURE"?
DO YOU EVER TALK FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME ABOUT THE WEAKNESS OF WOMEN?
DO YOU HATE YOUR MOTHER?
DO YOU HATE YOUR FATHER?
DO YOU HATE YOUR SISTER?
ARE YOU PART CHINESE?
DO YOU BRAG ABOUT YOUR FATHER'S COOKING PROWESS?
DO YOU FEEL GUILTY ABOUT MASTURBATION?
HAVE YOU TRIED TO STOP MASTURBATING?
MORE THAN ONCE?
MORE THAN FIVE TIMES?
DO YOU BRAG TO YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE YOU WHACKED IT?
DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MILITARY?
DO YOU HATE ANDREA WITHERS?
DO YOU WEAR WHITE PANTS?
DO YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW DIRTY YOUR WHITE PANTS GET?
DO YOU HATE THE GOLDEN TREE?
DO YOUR FRIENDS CONSISTENTLY COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND WATCH VH1 CLASSIC?
DO YOU WORK AT MUSICIAN'S FRIEND?
DO YOU WORK GRAVEYARDS AT MUSICIAN'S FRIEND?
DOES EVERYONE AT WORK INDEPENDENTLY KNOW ABOUT THE SEX WITH YOUR SISTER RUMORS?
DO YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE QUALITY OF MEAT IN CHINESE FOOD?
DO YOU OFTEN SPOUT CALCULUS DRIVEL TO YOUR FRIENDS?
DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT NO ONE CARES?
DO YOU HATE DEPECHE MODE?
ARE YOU A SELF-PROCLAIMED BASTARD?
DO YOU WHACK OFF TO WOMEN LACKING LIMBS?
Good going!