3/31/02-4/01/02
7:27 AM - I have just learned that I am going home early today... if brad can finish the bucket. Go brad go. Fifteen whole minutes. woohoo. Anyways, your humble narrator has the night off tomorrow. So the page will not be updated until tuesday night/wednesday morning. CHEERS!
6:39 AM - Added Beer of the Day. Removed horrendously tasteless Dirty joke of the day.
5:54 AM - I realize, somewhat with horror, somewhat with disgust, somewhat with seething anger, that the torrid smell of corndogs hangs heavy about me. Something must be done.
5:32 AM - MACS is back... damn.
5:25 AM - MACS is still down. Chanse says his MACS is broken. Brad says MACS may be back.
5:22 AM - I have been informed that only moments ago, Melisa got a call from an ASSHOLE. I repeat, a major ASSHOLE. She wants it known that all the customers that call MF are assholes. She is quoted to have said, "Why do I get all these fucking dicks!?" I can only assume she was talking about our customers.
4:50 AM - Brad reveals that he wants to hook up with Dutch. I realize that it is pretty goddamn gay that Brad and I have the exact same shoes.
4:47 AM - John asks brad if he's going to go home and sleep with Kaylon.
4:45 AM - Chanse rants about the state of opening chip packages. Chanse scored 48% on thespark.com purity test and their sex test said he would have sex with 47 people in his life. Melisa doesn't think he'll make it. Has he really had sex with more than one person in one day? just for comparison, I score 27% and 2 people.
2:33 AM - Brad discusses what Mr. Littell from Jr. High School would look like if were to be pregnent.
2:08 AM - Conversation shifts to Bill and the humbuckerless fat-strat. Uses and virtues of the word "Goddamn" are discussed as is sucking out of Chanse's anus.
2:06 AM - In the midst of a discussion about some skanky bitch, Brad used the phrase, "If some chick ever asked me to make a baby for her."
2:04 AM - Brad told Chanse he was gay and Chanse believed him!
1:45 AM - A stupid retard has been calling and asking for his RA number. He apparently has lost his. He just does not understand the concept of our systems being down. Watch out for him, gentle readers.
4/02/02-4/03/02
7:37 AM - It's quittin' time. See you tomorrow. Always remember to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark...
7:28 AM - Just talked to some jerkoff from Oklahoma (where the wind comes sweeping down the plain)he got mad at me when I didn't understand when he said "Ponca City," I guess that's the name of his podunk, hole in the wall town. And melisa just talked to some old guy who just wasted her time because he didn't want to spend $140 on rogue speakers. Almost time to go...
6:32 AM - I just had a gentleman ask me if we carried grand pianos. No joke.
5:57 AM - Do you ever get the feeling that there is a can of Grape soda floating somewhere above your head, just waiting to pour itself on your head, but then at the last second you move and it pours itself on your desk instead? I do...
5:48 AM - I think they've just discovered the, um... gentleman at the link below.
5:16 AM - Just a reminder...
4:36 AM - Stupid Marshall retard called again. If he calls again, I will eat his soul.
2:12 AM - Much apologies for the afforetaining message. Server security was breached.
2:08 AM - Brad threatens to "play with your cat. not in a sexual way."
2:07 AM - MACS is down. Wong has found the site. Welcome Wong.
2:02 AM - Wong calls me a follower. What a dick. I'm original as it gets... word!
1:58 AM - Wong rips ass... big surprise.
1:34 AM - As he's doing emails, Brad talks to himself in a deep, booming southern voice.
1:11 AM - Wong says "hairy pits = bad hygiene"
12:43 AM - Jon uses the word "cock-sock" and contemplates thimbles and the contents of sewing kits.
12:38 AM - Jon and Brad have extensive conversation about Brad's aspect scores. Carl conemplates speaking in different "persons."
12:34 AM - Just got a call from a guy. He asked me a question. Apparently he didn't like my answer, cuz he called back five minutes later and asked me the same question.
12:31 AM - WORD!
11:59 PM - Wong is adding a Felix the Cat patch to his backpack. Conversation with jon ensues regarding Wong becoming Betsy Ross. Is it just me or does wong look nothing like that cute punk chick that works at the mall.
11:58 PM - Added essay entitled "My Call to Musician's Friend."
11:10 PM - Just got through with a rather uneventful, yet somehow highly motivational team meeting.
10:57 PM - Just got here. Added Jon's bio.