I, Kingfontes (a.k.a. Trevor, Mole_mann, Pete Robinson, etc.) am just your average guy. I was born on February 8th, 1984, making me almost 19 years old. I live in a small, undisclosed town somewhere in Nevada. At the age of 8, I was hit in the head by a boomerang thrown by none other than Santostejada. When I was in the 8th grade, I was county and league champion in the shot put and discus events. I then went on to win gold at the silver state games the same year. I also played high school football for two seasons and hold the distinction of sacking my own quarterback, while pulling on a gut trap. During my sophomore year of high school, I decided to become a foreign exchange student. I ended up living in Germany for a year. As a result of that experience, ich kann Deutsch sprechen (I can speak German). During my year in Germany, I also got to go to England, France (the dirtiest place on Earth), Poland, Belgium, and the Czech Republic. In June of 2002, I graduated from high school with honors. I am currently going to college. I am a biology major and hope to one day become a doctor. I am a HUGE fan of the Detroit Lions!!! I am proud to say that I had the honor of seeing them play in the Pontiac Silverdome on Thanksgiving. They murdered the Chicago Bears on the wonderful day. Just give them some time and they will be back to their winning ways. Besides being a King and a college student, I am also the proud coach of the Fontes University Racoon Dogs, winners of 6 straight national championships and currently on a 77 game winning-streak. In my spare time I like playing and watching sports, listening to music (such as Moby, Blur, Gorillaz, Cake, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Lynard Skynard, Southern Culture on the Skids, Beck, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dire Straits, Men at Work, Fatboy Slim, Radiohead, Dave Mathews Band, Tom Jones, Willy Nelson, and just about anything else), watching movies, traveling, playing cribbage (the card game of kings), talking to myself at Wal-Mart, cooking, throwing stuff at Greg, asking Canadians why Canada isn't called America Jr. ;-), working on the ol' website, trying to be funny, and laughing at my cats. That basically sums up me.
-Kingfontes |
