Wear a wig under a woolly hat for an extra firm hold whilst collecting trolleys in windy conditions.
Q:Dear Mike I am a balding gentleman in his early forties, i am wondering if you know of any cure for baldness? can you help me?
A:Dear friend, I reccomend you lay under our sunbed covering all but the top of your head which when tanned from a distance will look like hair. Sunbed sessions start at £30 for 10, if you book today we will throw in an extra one free. Regards, Mike.
[Back to Mike's Problem page page.]Mike's tip of the day below.... Wear a wig under a woolly hat for an extra firm hold whilst collecting trolleys in windy conditions.