Q:Dear Mike I have a small penis and i am very consciencious about it.I am a fairly tall good looking guy and i have no problem chatting up birds. but that is as far as it goes. I also don't like having a shower after my workouts because i'm worried someone might find it funny that my penis is barely visable. Please Mike, can you help me ?
A:Dear friend,it is nothing to be ashamed of. But i would advise you to book a course of sunbeds, as a darker complexion may make it appear larger.
[Back to Mike's Problem page page.]Mike's tip of the day below.... Save money on foreign holiday's by bulk buying sunbed courses.
