Player Player, you�re such a trip
Walking around with those crusty lips
Those soup coolers are so hard and rough
Applying Carmex ain�t even enough
Cigarettes, open ass, maybe it�s an onion
Breath so strong, it could knock down Paul Bunion
Melting everything that comes in your path
Momma didn�t tell you to brush after your bath
Here�s some toothpaste, Listerine or maybe a mint
Just to remind you that your breath is unkempt
Constantly all up in somebody�s face
Offending them so bad, they might catch a case
Quit playing around and go to the dentist
You got a dragon that�s a MF�ing menace
You�d be more desirable if that breath wasn�t so tart
What happens, does it come out your mouth when you fart?
It�s really disgusting and it�s quite a shame
When you open your mouth, out come the flames
Breath so appalling, you could use it to stalk
Didn�t you notice people cover their nose when you talk?
Hopefully, one day you�ll soon realize
The heat is damnation and a foul ass surprise
Remember Player, this is just a warning
Take care of your mouth; help stop global warming.
Deanna Michelle Smith � 2006
