BARBARA STREISAND
PEOPLE WHO CROWD THE PRINTER AND TOUCH EVERY SHEET
SINBAD
JIM CARREY
AMWAY
IMPENETRABLE ROWS OF PEOPLE STROLLING IN SHOPPING MALLS
SHOPPING MALLS
RETURN OF THE JEDI
COUNTRY MUSIC
ANY MUSICAL OUTFIT (EXCEPT BECK) WHOSE WORK IS MARKED BY "OH-SO-GOOFY, ECCENTRIC LYRICS" AND A FLAGRANT VIOLATION OF THE "HARMONICA RULE" (AKA BLUES TRAVELER, THE GRATEFUL DEAD, THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND, BIG HEAD TODD, ETC.)
OLD FUCKERS WHO BITCH ABOUT YOUNGSTERS RIDING THEIR BIKES ON THE SIDEWALK
STARBUCKS -- AS IF NON-CORPORATE COFFEE HOUSES WEREN'T VILE ENOUGH
BOSSES WHO FEEL THEY NEED TO LITERALLY PUSH YOU WHEN IMPARTING ORDERS
AMERITECH -- THERE IS NO EXCUSE
MENSA
POLITICS
THE RICH
PANHANDLERS WHO SOLICIT THE SAME STREETCORNER EVERYDAY
BLOCKBUSTER
PRIEST -- PERHAPS THE MOST SOPHOMORIC AND RIDICULOUS FILM OF THE LAST FIVE YEARS. I'M ALL FOR BUSTING THE DOORS CONCEALING CATHOLIC SCANDALS & PROBLEMS WIDE OPEN. I ONLY ASK THAT ONE ENGAGES IN THIS TASK WITH A MODICUM OF INTELLIGENCE. PRIEST PURPORTS TO BE ABOUT THE EVILS OF CATHOLIC OPPRESION WHEN, IN FACT, IT'S ABOUT A GAY CRUISER WHO INSISTS UPON BEING A PRIEST. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. OUR HERO DOESN'T HAVE TO WEAR THE FUCKING ROBE! THERE IS ALSO A GREAT DEAL OF CONDEMNATION AND HAND-WRINGING OVER THE VOW TO MAINTAIN CONFIDENTIALITY OVER ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED DURING CONFESSIONS. HEY, LAWYERS DO IT ALL THE TIME, AND I, FOR ONE, WOULD NOT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. THE DENSE CALL THIS MOVIE ART. NOT SURPRISINGLY, THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM.
DOC MARTENS
FRATERNITIES AND THEIR ALUMS
PEOPLE WHO QUOTE MONTY PYTHON
GUYS WHO SAY SUPERMODELS ARE "HOT"
OAKLEYS
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
http://www.hamline.edu/~bpjuhl/index.html -- GET A FUCKING LIFE
PEOPLE WHO'VE NEVER DONE DRUGS BUT PURPORT TO UNDERSTAND THEM
STUDENT CONGRESS -- DO YOU KIDS THINK YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING?
ADDITIONAL SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME
