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| From our Medical Mysteries File: |
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Dedicated to Ewa "The Chicken"Cichon` |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? |
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We thought that we had seen it all when we first heard of the illegal sex drug-CoonFam. As many of you may know, a few months ago we did an article on the illegal sex drug that has sometimes life-long side effects. |
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In our last story about CoonFam, CoonFam: Pleasure or Disaster, a young couple was looking for a cheaper way to "boost" up their sexual relationship. |
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The couple got a "boost"! But it wasn't what they were looking for. Both took the drugs, but the side effects didn't last long for the wife. However, the husband is still waiting on a miracle so that he may return to his human state. We recently did an update of the couple....Yes, Scoop is still a gorilla. |
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Somehow this drug has made its way across the globe to Krakow, Poland. |
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Did somebody say chicken? Yes! We have gone from Gorillas to Chickens. |
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Everyone, meet the Chicken! We will call her Iris. "Iris" the chicken and "Scoop" the gorilla have something in common.... They were once humans. No, this is not just a coincidence.
Iris too is a former user of CoonFam. She was the proud owner of a chicken farm. She and her ex-husband, whom we fail to mention, were not happy with the way things were going "between the sheets". So she chose a cheaper and illegal form of Viagra. This was the biggest mistake of her life. Unlike the first couple, Iris' former husband did not use the drug. |
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Iris had gone crazy because of her condition. During her mental breakdown, she became confused and was put with the real chickens. It was time for the annual feast and because of Iris' natural beauty, she was the first choice for the dinner.
In our last story, we left you with semi good ending. Scoop's wife gave birth to their first baby boy gorilla. Scoop is still living. However, Iris wasn't so lucky. |
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In late December, she was stuffed and oven roasted. |
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May she rest in pieces! |
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Copyright � 2001 King Charles Productions |
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