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| Ok, in my twisted mind I thought up some fun things to do if I ever got bored also some are submitted by fans. I warn you some many offend, ridicule, or express religious opinions but YOU cannnot hold it against me because it does not reflect MY own views/opinions. If you don't like these things then stop now and return to the homepage or go somewhere else on the web, otherwise read on. |
| 1. Go to church dressed as a gothic person and sit through it all disagreeing with whatever the preacher says is holy and agreeing with what is unholy by nodding your head respectively. 2. When in a hallway alone with someone, in a classroom, in a public area, etc..., pick one person and stare at them the entire time you can see them, if you want to step it up a level, follow them, staying within 10-20 feet at all times while continuing to stare. If they get into their car and drive off, stand at the curb and watch them until they drive out of view. 3. When in an elevator with a group of people, begin to hum or whistle the tune for "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves..." (Works well in building that have many stories and/or slow elevators). 4. Go to a store and put something like a pack of gum on lay-away, then pay it back in nickels. (May not work in all stores) 5. When someone calls your name, respond in a voice as calm and serious as you can make it, "Last time someone called me that, I killed them." Also, if you have gloves begin to put them on, and/or pop your knuckles. 6. (I did this one) Walk into a supermarket with full camo on and your hands in your pockets, and act as normal as possible, then take your time to stop and look all around with you smiling to yourself and walking on and doing it again. 7. (I did this one too) If you know someone who is afraid of spiders and/or bugs then when you are with them and looking at them and they see you doing that, move your eyes away like you are watching a bug/spider moving around getting closer to them. (Lol the results are worth being hit afterwards) 8. After you come out of a bathroom and someone was there, dry your hands on them instead of in the bathroom and then say, "Oh man, I hate forgetting to wash my hands." (A friend of mine, NCR, did this and it was hilarious) 9. If you are at school and see a visitor, go to them and say, "I can't believe it! The school administration allows mastication in school! Not only that they have time set out of our day for us all to get together and do it!" Then walk off. (Fyi mastication means eating) 10. Go to the store and when you buy something expensive have ONLY pennies on you and count each one out until you get to the price of the purchase, for more laughs recount or lose count! 11. When someone completely goes off on you, and are finished, calmly say afterwards, "Wow, that was harsh but when you are done talking in that mirror (motion like you are moving a mirror) I am right here." (This one is so funny it's hard to contain my laughter when I do it) 12. When someone is speaking, start repeating what they just said while looking them dead in the eye and not flinching. (It takes a second for them to register it normally) 13. (Could work out to be a great pick-up line) Go around telling everyone you did some secular activities last night. (Fyi secular means nonreligious) Another thing you can do is to ask someone of the opposite gender, "Want some jerky?" (A fool-proof pick-up line that never works! lol) 14. When around people start counting your money where everyone can see it, then wait for them to ask for where you got so much money or ask them if they want to know where you got so much money and then say in a calm voice, "I sold pot (pause for a long period of time, then when deemed appropriate suddenly say) holders." (Most people's eyes will go wide and jaws will drop, and this works better if you have a pot holder with you and hold it up when you say holders) 15. (I got this one from Nevcamion, thanks!)When you are in an elevator with a friend (both wearing trench coats for the full effect) begin this conversation after you are at a floor where people get on: Person 1: "I thought you said it was over, I don't want anymore bloodshed." Person 2: "Just this one more time and we're out." Person 1: (sigh here) "What time is it going down?" Person 2: "(Insert any time here it doesn't matter)" Person 1: "Where is it going down at?" Person 2: "(Anywhere will work) The docks" (It can keep going on from here just add on as needed) Then when you are done get off at the next available floor. (ROFL I can't wait to try this one) 16. In the summer time make some yellow lemonade (The good ole' classic) and put it in the refrigerator. Then when you see someone take a drink of it say, "I hope you didn't get that out of the refrigerator because that's definitely NOT (stress the not) lemonade!" 17. (Thanks Rampage for the inspiration) When in a crowd of people begin to proclaim to a friend, "I love to mess with schist! I like to touch shist all the time! I love the way it feel in my hands!" (Fyi schist is a type of rock) 18. (All original from NateWhale) Place a box in the street (preferably empty and in the summer when people drive with their windows down) and go off to the side hidden somewhere and when someone runs over the box meow as loud as humanly (or inhumanly) possible. (This certainly will be a great one to try) 19. (Also from NateWhale) When in a car scream suddenly at the most unexpectant moment. (This would really be fun to do, with seat belts preferably :P) 20. When at a stop light, and traffic is light (so no cars are coming and are not in the intersection, also works great at night) suddenly yell, "Green light go!" (Lol) 21. Go up to someone and say "So stopped beating your wife yet?" (They say yes and they're caught, they say no and they're caught! It's one of those unescapable question) 22. (With reference to 21) When arguing with someone and they are disagreeing or just out of the blue, say to them, "You're in denial!" (Yes and they agree, no and they are in denial! Fun to do!) 23. (If you ever become a beta tester for some game or anything) Go into a public area and loudly and proudly annouce, "I'm a master beta tester!" (Wave your hands, wear something to draw attention, whatever, just stand out) 24. (If you ever are accused of anything this will get you out of a jam!) Pull a Richard Nixon, double peace signs (one with each hand) and arms up in the air turning your torso side to side with a smile on your face. 25. If someone ever asks you, "You know what's scary?" Tell them, "The image I saw in the mirror this morning." (lol) |
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| -Last update- 01/12/2003 |