Greetings, dear readers. If you didn't know, and are too illiterate to read the LARGE YELLOW HEADING up there, You're stupid, get a.... oh, shoot. >_<" I've been banned from giving that particular advice. Well, you'd KNOW that if you read that other heading. Up there. A little to the right, now. NOOO, your OTHER right, you moron. Yes, theeeere. Good human. Here's a cookie. Or not..Ahem, anyway... Well, this section is pretty self explanatory. You send me your questions at [email protected] (link) on life, the universe, and everything, and I answer them. Perhaps not favorably, but that's not my fault. Well, perhaps it would be. Oooooh well.
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