from King Freddy

My dear Purrrrrrr Roxanne:

I have not seen Sally the Siamese for quite some time. She must have run off with your old pal, Tom Cat Jimmy. He's a no good coward who does not want to show his face ever since I came to this neighbourhood. I heard from neighbours that he has quite an appetite, always filled himself up with mice and then doze off to his dreamland. Look here, I got his photo. here for proof.

Just want to let you know that Mom SandieAngel has also got a bulldog called Blinky, his picture is in her website. Well, I guess she'll put mine up there soon.

Blinky is so noisy. He barks all day long, every time someone comes through the door, he barks and won't shut up until that person pats him. He's asking for too much attention, and I really hate it. Another thing is that he walks around like a bully all day long, just because he's bigger in size than me. He takes my dinner and eats it too. Mom SandieAngel gives him a bowl, and me a bowl at dinnertime. He quickly woofs down whatever that's in his bowl, and then he comes to eat mine. Sometimes, he makes me so mad; I have to stick my green eyes out at him.

I can still remember the first day he came......

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"Freddy, Freddy, are you there?" It was Mom SandieAngel calling me.

"Oh here I come Mom Sandie!" I hopped out of my comfy little bed immediately. I thought it was dinnertime again; I was just getting a little hungry.

"Oh here you are! Freddy, come over here, I want you to meet somebody. Look what we've got here, a little friend, for you."

I looked at him, he was bigger than I am, but sure he didn't look like a cat. His eyes were large and round, his mouth turned upward, with both corners sagged down. He looked a little sad. But boy, he's got wide shoulders, and when he walked around, he walked like a bully.

I had suspected problems, I had to share Mom Sandie's love with this....creature. Then all of a sudden he went "Roolf! Roolf! Roolf!"

His voice was loud and deep. I was totally scared out of my mind. So in order to protect myself, I went:

"M-e-e-o-o-w-w!....Grrrrr.....X-e-e-e" and I stuck my green eyes out and stuck my paws out at the same time. I felt so mad that all my grey and white furs were standing up, and I got goosebumps all over my body. I opened my mouth and showed him my fangs, so he wouldn't think that he could scare me. But damn! My ears gave away the message that I was scared, they were pulled back involuntarily.

"M-e-e-o-o-w-w!....Grrrrr.....X-e-e-e," I growled again, tried to look brave and stuck my green eyes out some more.

"Now, now, Freddy, you'll be good. Blinky is just saying hello to you," Mom Sandie said.

M-e-o-w! "Yeah right! Some kind of hello!"

Then he ran around all over the place, and had some nerve to dig his nose into my bowl and eat up my dinner. So now, whenever he's not looking, I go over to his bowl and eat his dinner too. Well, come to think of it, his dog food doesn't taste that bad either.

He's got some hard food too. According to Mom Sandie, it's more nutritious for him.... and much more tastier.

"New Improved Taste" - that's what the bag says. I wonder who was the dog that has tested the taste of that brand of dog food. How did he come up with the label "New Improved Taste", has this dog tasted all the other brands of dog food too?

If you ever looked at how Blinky eats, you won't have to care whether it's a food for dogs, or food for cats, he woofs down everything just the same anyway. Then he's got some nerve to sit beside the dinner table and beg for more food. Big pig!

Well, okay, enough talk about Blinky. I now have my own mailbox. Due to the number of fan mail I've got, Mom Sandie has acquired a mailbox just for myself. Hope I'll get to win some sweepstakes too, so I can sign my cheques with my two paws. It's an automated mailbox that puts all the incoming mail in the order of date and time, and the mail will be answered in sequence. So please be patient if you don't get your answer right away.

So long Purrrrr Roxanne, 'til the next time we talk,

Love,

King Freddy

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July 29, 2000