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''what did 1 ghost say to another''
''do u belive in people''
it was love at first sight then i took a second look
''has there bin any insanity in your family''
''yes, doctor. my wife thinks shes the boss''
''where did you get those big eyes?''
''they came with the face''
doctor, doctor, i broke my arms in two places!
''stay out of those places
a techer says to pupil:
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f there r 3 black bairds on a fence and a farmer shoots 1 how many r left boy says none.
how do u work that out  boy says well if the farmer shoots 1 the bang makes the othere fly away.
o ok said the teacher i like the way ur thinkin but the answer is 2.

can i ask u a question miss said the boy yes said the teacher
well if 3 women r walking down the road with ice lollys witch 1s married the 1 suckin it, the 1 likin it, or the 1 bitin it
the 1 suckin it says the teacher no the 1 with the wedding ring but i like the way ur thinkin


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