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''what did 1 ghost say to another'' ''do u belive in people'' |
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it was love at first sight then i took a second look |
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''has there bin any insanity in your family'' ''yes, doctor. my wife thinks shes the boss'' |
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''where did you get those big eyes?'' ''they came with the face'' |
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doctor, doctor, i broke my arms in two places! ''stay out of those places |
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a techer says to pupil: if there r 3 black bairds on a fence and a farmer shoots 1 how many r left boy says none. how do u work that out boy says well if the farmer shoots 1 the bang makes the othere fly away. o ok said the teacher i like the way ur thinkin but the answer is 2.
can i ask u a question miss said the boy yes said the teacher well if 3 women r walking down the road with ice lollys witch 1s married the 1 suckin it, the 1 likin it, or the 1 bitin it the 1 suckin it says the teacher no the 1 with the wedding ring but i like the way ur thinkin
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