A Dose of Sarcasm & more
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Wise Words of Daria
A Dose of Sarcasm & more |
When Teens Turn Bad!When Teachers Snap!When Parents Pounce!When Makeup Smears!
When Milk Starts Getting That Smell!
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| I want to keep track of my classmates after graduation, so I'm planning to have them branded. |
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| It takes a village to watch my sister watch a child. |
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| A penny saved isn't worth a dime. |
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| I'd move to Australia after high school, but it's too close to home. |
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Give me a Go! Give me a Hell! |
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| Boy, bring one measly sword and shield to class and people think you're hostile. |
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| Now if I could just find a good excuse to get Mom let me build that escape tunnel. |
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| The web offers complete anonymity, especially when you can't remember your own name. |
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| Nobody likes a flatterer. Oh, wait, sorry. Everybody likes a flatterer. |
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| I finally finished my Christmas shopping. I hope Quinn likes her new brain. |
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| A picture says a thousand words, none worth hearing. |
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| If history is doomed to repeat itself, bring on the beheadings! |
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| I wish people spoke in subtitles. Then I could just close my eyes. |
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| Personally, I think the scariest thing about the Middle Ages was the hygiene. |
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| There's such a fine line between lunacy and insanity. |
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| I tried to get Quinn play "Shallow Grave", but she was afraid the dirt would mess up her hair. |
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| I've been suspicious of doctors ever since one showed up at my birth. I didn't invite him. |
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| Well, I hear they're very big in Japan. (Mystik Spiral) |
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| Bring the family and take a break from all that violence on TV. (paintballing jungle) |
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| The trick to photojournalism is to make people forget you're there. I'm good at that. |
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| Read carefully---you don't want to do anything stupid. (piercing rules) |
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| Curiously, only Kevin saw red wine's potential as a decorating element. |
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| The biggest advantage to prison is getting out and telling your parents' friends you weren't really studying abroad. |
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| Students aren't allowed in here. They might find out how depressing it is to be an adult. (faculty room) |
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| Isn't "ointment" a cool word? |
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| "Happy New Year" is a contradiction in terms. |
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| Thinking. Writing. Reading. Public speaking involves all the things Kevin does best. (comment on Kevin's oration) |
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| Now go out there and show them why people make fun of school plays. |
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| Next thing you know, they'll be letting jaywalkers off with life. (gen. inspection) |
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| I've got to give Quinn credit for trying. My patience. |
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| When Quinn really puts her mind to something... there's going to be trouble. |
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| Communicating via the refrigerator just isn't the same as face-to-face conversation. It's better. |
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| I started my own Cold War at home, but no one noticed anything. |
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| School activities are for people who haven't discovered the thrill of counting ceiling cracks. |
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| Ms. Barch believes that all men are beasts, and vice versa. |
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| Truth may be stranger than fiction, but a good bear attack gets better ratings than either. |
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| Hey, I think I see something... oops, sorry, it's just my last shred of dignity. |
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| Now future generations will know that The Good Old Days were just a load of crap. |
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| It's not exactly the same as exploring the Titanic, is it? (under Jane & Trent's beds) |
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| Other guys love Upchuck because he makes them look so good. |
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| Upon confiscating this document, the enemy rejoiced---for they knew the brain-eating spores had worked. (fashion club job descriptions) |
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| The list would have been very helpful if the Lanes had remembered to leave it home. (housekeeping notes) |
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| I don't believe in intimacy exercises. I think they lead to intimacy injuries. |
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| I love learning. I just wish school weren't always in the way. |
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| I'm always open to new experiences. Just so I don't have to leave my room. |
