April 20, 1998
Some Things to Think About
Is it illegal to run into a crowded fire and yell "Theater!?"
Does a blind tourist use a sightseeing eye dog?
Is it possible that "Memorex" is the name of an all-mime band, and that those tapes aren't blank after all?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
When sign makers go on strike, how do they get their signs?
If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they still grow, but just be troubled and insecure?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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