"Stoves are hot."
-My brother, Teddy.

"I f nothing is in the refrigerator, don't eat dog food."
-Samantha Jean Frizt

"Don't talk back to teachers."
-Kimono, but not demonstated by me

"If your Mom or Dad slams the door
when coming home from work,
stay out of their way."
-Michelle Nicole Rodgers

"If you think the world has turned its back on you, look again. You most likely
turned your back on the world."
-I got this in an e-mail, so, I'm not sure who started it.

"Laugh at the teacher's jokes."
-Katy Wilson, from Camp

"If you don't study for tests or try in school,
your main words in your vocabulary will be
'Would you like fries with that?'"
-Vivi

"When you tell a lie, you have to keep telling one."
-Ronnie Evans

"When your Mom is mad, hide the stuff you don't want thrown away."
-Jessica, Rachel, and I.