"His patience was running severely thin, and whatever was making Kagome cry was going to die a long and painful death. Did he mention it was going to be full of pain? Because it was." - Inuyasha in "Let Sleeping Dogs Lie" by Aurelia Lothlorien
"Now, to get on Sesshoumaru's bad side was one thing, but to bother his mate, these people had a death wish." - Sess thinking about the people waking Rin in "Memories of the Present" by caj trixie
"'All of a sudden I do something right, and you're like, 'I hate you! You're good at something! I eat your soul!''" - Kagome to Inuyasha in "Transcending a Dynasty" by JadeWing
"Miroku found himself wishing that they had a bomb shelter in the cafeteria, because Kagome's face right then was making him wish he was in one and sucking his thumb." - Miroku when Inuyasha pisses off Kagome in "Transcending a Dynasty" by JadeWing
(The guys at her table are talking about girls, and how they haven't seen one in so long. It's an all-boys school, and Kagome's the exception)
"'What about me?' she pointed out.
They exchanged glances. 'Well, there's the fact that you could blow us all to hell with little thought,' someone finally piped up.
'He means that in a 'little-sister-to-us' kind of way.' Lawrence added hastily. 'You're a little sister to us. Granted, one that could blow us all to hell with ease, grace, and a big smile, but a little sister.'" - Kagome, a guy, and Lawrence in "Transcending a Dynasty" by JadeWing
(Miroku sees Kagome's new fighting clothes.)
'"Kagome, start dressing like that and even the gay men will switch sides for you.'" - Miroku in "Transcending a Dynasty" by JadeWing
"'Lorry would steal all the professor's markers, pencils, and stuff like that, and hide them all over the room. Every day, too. I think the poor professor got an ulcer that year, but he never figured out he was the one doing it.'
Miroku grinned. 'Does this mean someday I could be Emperor?'
The expression on everyone else's face was a mixture of horror, dread, and terror. 'Please, God, no,' Inuyasha muttered." - Kaede, Miroku, and Inuyasha in "Transcending a Dynasty" by JadeWing
"'You should have seen their faces when they saw the footage,' Miroku added brightly. 'You know, sort of that 'Oh look at that cute little bunny rabbit oh my god it bit off my hand!' kind of deal.'" - Miroku in "Transcending a Dynasty" by JadeWing