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You know you've reached the point of obsession, when...
You Know You've Reached The Point Of Obsession, When...
Part one
After you find out that your friend has an Inuyasha plushie, You steal it and run around the school with it in your grip while your friend runs after you screaming profanities.
After your teacher finds out you�ve been running around the school, you both get sent to the principles office, and when the principle asks you why you did it, you tell her you were possessed by Naraku.
You have countless pictures of a shirtless Inuyasha all over your walls, School binder, calendar, Diary, and back pack.
You find a website for Inuyasha plushies, and start screaming profanity because they only except Australian dollars.
You send a hate mail to the website saying this is an indignity
The website threatens to take you to court if you don't stop emailing them.
You have been caught writing � Mrs. Inuyasha, Mrs. Sesshoumaru, Mrs. Kouga, etc, all over your school planner in a permanent marker.
You call every girl you know a wench when they tick you off
You�ve dressed up in all purple in black once, and people have stared at you.
Your friends find out how obsessed you are with a certain wolf, and nickname you Kouga.
Whenever your upset, your family/friends/complete strangers come up to and tweak your imaginary ears.
Complete stranger know to do this because they�ve seen you on the news.
You have been seen on the news because you arrived at the Pepsi center(or any other kind of large place where they hold concerts), stole a microphone and started singing �I want to change the world� over the loudspeakers.
You have saved up over 3,000 dollars to have an ear operation, thinking that you can get ears just like Inuyasha.
You succeed in doing this, and the dog catcher person abducts you and locks you away.
You dyed your hair white...permanently
You did this so your hair could match your brand new dog ears
Problem is, probably no one will notice because your STILL in the pound.
How you managed to get hair care products was beyond the catcher.
You snuck into your school at 12 midnight, took pink spray [ant and went to work on your school gymnasium
The next day people are wondering why the hell it now says �REAL MEN WHERE PINK!� Over your school walls.
You start a petition, demanding that the school mascot be changed to Inuyasha.
When they say no, you steal the school mascots costume and replace it with a red kimono, a large sword, a purple rosary, a white wig and dog ears.
You feel so very bad because you showed your friend a picture of Miroku two months ago, and you now fear for her health.
The reason you feel bad is because she now calls herself �Mirokina�
You build a shrine dedicated to Inuyasha on your bookshelf, complete with Inuyasha, Kagome, Group pictures and Fluff pictures.
You�ve trained your sister to obey you when you scream �OSUWARI!�
Every time you say this, she buckles down onto her but.
She does this publicly too.
Two weeks later, after �real men wear pink� has been painted over in your gymnasium, you sneak into your cafeteria with more spray paint.
People are now wondering why the ramen song is painted all over the walls.
You break into your cafeteria and replace all food items with ramen & Oden
Your name is Oden.
You painted your back pack bright yellow, and drag it through the school corridors.
Your mother has been given a list of sicknesses just in case you need to skip school a lot.
She ignores the list and tells the school you�ve been to the dentist instead.
According to your school records, you�ve been to the dentist 15 times this year.
Because of this, you get a shiny teeth award.
You file down your canines into sharp points.
Now you really DO have to see the dentist.
You die your hair black, wear a school girl uniform, and prance around the corridors
People call you �BRITNEY SPEARS GONE JAPANESE!�
Your screen name is �Chocolate Kagome;
No really, it is.
You pout because if your boy friend knew that you thought Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, Miroku, etc was cuter then him, he would dump you
You tell him anyways, thinking he�ll understand
He doesn�t
Your single again, but that's ok, because You write a story saying that you married Kouga, Miroku, Sesshoumaru, etc.
You had a strange dream about the characters.
You say at least one Inuyasha/Japanese term in every sentence.
The good thing is that most people don�t understand you...
Except for your social studies teacher, who studied Japanese for four years, but you wouldn�t know because she has a Texan accent.
She laughs when you sing the ramen song
You tell her the ramen song is educational
She doesn�t believe you, go figure
You make your own Inuyasha plushie
The head comes off
You have a funeral in which you dig up half your garden, throw it in, along with some ramen packets, a rosary and a sword...just in case.
Part Two
You know you�ve reached the point of obsession when....
You start throwing tops at people, hoping to intimidate them.
Problem is...they don�t seem very intimidated.
You befriend a raccoon. You even named it. Its a raccoon with a name.
You�ve memorized Fukai Mori in Japanese, English AND Latin! Don�t you feel al cultural now?
You naturally freak out when someone points to the cover of your Inuyasha Manga and asks �Who�s the white haired lady on the cover of this book?�
You stalk that person, wearing a glove now, and threatening to suck that person into �THE VOID�
You go up to your ex and say, in a freaky demonic evil voice, �Come with me to the depths of hell where your soul will feed upon the hatred in my heart!�.
You claim a bow and arrow as a personal necessity.
You fatten up your cat, hoping to make a Buyo replica
You replace your normal laugh with �KUKUKUKUKUKUKU�, And you now have an unusually hard time at making friends.
You then threaten to release your killer bee�s at the people who manage to piss you off.
You wind a long string of beads around your hand and pulled them off and call out 'wind tunnel' when you feel like sucking up the teacher mistaking him or her for a swarm of demons
ask people to bear your child
dress in robes and carry a staff
dress in a fight suit and carry a really big boomerang.
regularly smack the school perverts when they touch your butt
carry around a cardboard sword and pulled it out expecting it to turn into Tetsusaiga
If your female, instead of asking someone to bear your child, you ask every boy you see if you can bear their child
you try to convince the zoo people that the monkey's have to be exterminated or they'll take over the world and kill your doggy!!
since you don't have the real merchandise, you do a live action Inuyasha movie starring only you and use kitchen items for weapons
You get in an argument with your boyfriend/father. When they say, "Hey, I'm only human," you sigh, look away and say dejectedly: "Don't remind me."
You can't see the walls in your room because there is pictures of your favorite Inuyasha character(s) all over it
When someone makes you mad, you go in your room, make a sign that says "Mad demon in room. Stay out", draw/paste pictures of Kouga, Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, etc. on the poster, than post it on your door
If you see a well, you jump in it (Hey, I would do it!)
insist your Mom stocks up on Ramen for you can't live without it.
You name your favorite fox plushy "Shippou
name your favorite dog plushy "Inuyasha" and/or "Sesshoumaru".
At night, when everyone's asleep, you sneak outside, climb a tree, and fall asleep in it.
After stuffing your cat, you realize it now has to get its stomach pumped...poor kitty.
After your boyfriend has run away, you start chasing him, shouting about how you have a bow and arrow, and how you know how to use it, and how you won�t think twice about pinning him to a tree for fifty years!
You Sacrifice Barbie dolls to your Kikyou voodoo doll
Don�t ask why you have a Kikyou voodoo doll, you just do.
You end up burning the Kikyou voodoo doll
You own a very unusual large amount of purple marbles
You then take a hammer, smash the marbles, and scatter them through out your school
You then cry because you have no way of detecting your marble shards.
You have been known to stalk white dogs.
After the owner notices you have been stalking him, he asks you what the hell your doing.
You ignore the owner, and bow down to the dog, and beg him to turn into Sesshoumaru.
The owner then files a police report on you.
You find a �Clifford the big red dog� picture, and either
A) Burn it and declare your undying allegiance to Inuyasha - or -
B) Paint all the pictures of him WHITE!
Your cousin looks exactly like an Inuyasha character.
Everyone who is familiar with Inuyasha now wants to date your cousin.
Poor you.
You sing � I want to change the world� in public -again- and all the local hippies give you a peace sign.
Anyone�s name that even remotely resembles Kikyou, you hate.
You have a shrine, complete with prayer beads, in the back of your closet, which you worship daily.
Your excuse for not having homework, is that you don�t have time because you must save the past to protect the future with the help of a half dog a demon, a perverted monk, a demon exterminator and a fox cub, and defeat an evil baboon monkey man.
Your teacher sends you to the nurses office, and for the sickness, she fills out �Hallucinogenic�
Part Three...
You know you�ve reached the point of obsession, when...
You finally manage to find the marble shards you lost throughout your school, and swallow them up, thinking that you can be the new �Dwayne Johnson� (AKA, the rock).
You shoot your friend with one of those suction cup arrows.
You go open a book titled �Japanese art� and wonder why Inuyasha isn�t in there. After all, Look at those Biceps on Inuyasha. if that�s not art than what is!?
You can say �perverted monk� in every language known to man, even Indian.
You go up to people and say �will you bear my child?� In Japanese. If your a girl, you say �Can I bear your child?�
They don�t understand what you said, so you tell them to say yes.
50% say yes, 50% say no, and you laugh your ass off for the rest of the day.
In health class, you ask your teacher when you get to study herbs, and how to heal demons.
Your teacher looks at you strangely.
You have Inuyasha UNDERWEAR! (lol)
You have Inuyasha Hair ties!
You signed the cartoon Network�s Inuyasha petition.... Actually, you forgot how many times.
You lost track after 467.
You picked up a magazine the other day, and were delighted to find out that if Inuyasha Fought Kurama, Inuyasha would win!
You brought a banner to school with �Save Sesshoumaru Project; He isn�t GIRL!� To school.
You got suspended for being accused of leading gay pride.
You find some way of manipulating every song you here to have some relation to Inuyasha
You start singing them aloud
people now think worse of you, but that�s ok, because you plan to be just like you role model, NARAKU!
Every time you see a frog you either
A) Barbecue it, singing �Joy to the world, JAKKEN�S DEAD! WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD!�
B)Scream and run away, yelling about hideous green bumpy things
C) Take it with you, making it obey your every command.
You jump up and down on your bed, singing, �My Will!�
The bed breaks.
You think about how cool it�d be if you bed had demon powers and could heal itself
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