Year 3000
So maybe it wasn’t the best year to time travel too, but I guess it was Charlie’s fault for placing that part of the calendar into the time machine, which I may add was made be the cute little Peter guy. He was a brilliant welder the welding on the car god it was skilful, and he sure was proud (well wouldn’t you be if you were only 10).
So if you were traveling to a different time period what would you do? Sit down happily reading a magazine to pass the time (not practical) or poo your pants and scream? Well they say their big strong men, who aren’t scared of much in this world today, well there lying out their arses. Matt was clenching onto James’s hand, screaming “I don’t want to die, can we stop I don’t like this”. James’s face had gone white and I’m sure any minute longer and he would be puking and Charlie well, surprisingly he was quite calm, but was still thinking, “I know I’m going to die, but be strong Charles my boy, you’ll be fine”. Peter he was just laughing, he was the youngest (10 to be in fact) and then there’s, Matt, who’s a respectable 20, James who’s 19 and Charlie who’s a young 18. So you can see why peter thought it was hilarious.
When they eventually stopped in the year 3000, they were very surprised. Blue water was surrounding this whole little world and well, water = creatures = fish. That moment Charlie was now literally pooing his posh pants of his. As we all know Mr. Simpson has a phobia of the slimy little creatures called Fish and when it clicked in his head that water = fish, he literally darted back to the time machine and stayed their for the rest of the trip, which to Matt and James was hilarious. How can a 6ft 3 lad be scared of a 30 cm fish it was just totally unreal.
But Matt and James certainly had some excitement, well if you don’t already know “normal” human girls have 2 perfectly molded breasts, but in the year 3000, they have 3 yes three! Perfectly molded breasts, which I must add aren’t real (sorry spoiled the fun). But if you were a lad anything sexual would please you even if you knew it was fake. So you can guess what them two lads got up to but I don’t really want to go into all the detail. And peter did NOT see any of the sexual activates which were being played.
Although Charlie was still petrified of getting out of the time machine, he did eventually but slowly, making sure there was no fish heading towards him. They passed a few signs in the world of water, with guys who looked like them but 30 years older, and later they realized it was them.
“SHIT I don’t fucking want to look like that, I’ve got a beard man, I mean me and a beard its just a no, no!” Matt screamed. James complained but wasn’t completely disappointed.
“Guys, Guys, I think I look pretty hot actually, I mean look how nice the lad, I mean guy has kept his hair.” James and Matt shoot each other a look, was Charlie turning, Gay? Fingers crossed he wasn’t.
Silence now occurred after the Charlie saying he was hot incident.
They suddenly notice a massive queue of girls and lads waiting, for a concert. It was a bit obvious as all they heard was shouting and screaming. So being the curious lads they were they decided to get a better look, they noticed a sign saying, “BUSTED TONIGHT” in neon letters flashing madly. They sneakily pasted the line of fans and headed for backstage. Matt being the naughty lad he was decided to lock the older versions of them in their dressing room, he let out a mwahaha laugh and ran, clenching his guitar.
All 3 guys preformed really well if I do say so myself. The jumping was perfect, they hit the right notes, and pleased a lot of people even if they did seem a little confused thinking how busted had lost age in the past hour or so but, hey no one was complaining.
So now is was time to leave the world of water and head back to the respectable year 2003, Again pooing their pants on the ride home. Come to think of it I think I would be the same but I don’t think I would shout we are going to die. But still we’ll let them all off after all they are fit and seeing a fit guy winch with the pain of time travel is really sexy.