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| ~*~ Dog Food Ads ~*~ These are actual ads from Australia. They're crazy. |
| "After a hard day licking my balls and sniffing my girlfriend's arse, I like to bite into something really tasty." |
| "It was love at first sight. His red velvety tongue hanging out as he stared at me with his big brown eyes. Then he buried his face between my legs." |
| "I'm as guilty as the next girl of licking the odd bone. But believe me, there's no substitute for being stuffed full of meat." |
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| "She's got hairy nipples, a saggy bum, and breath like a Trukish lavatory. God, I love that bitch." |
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