Frequently Asked Questions
OK, the truth is that since I've hardly had any visitors, there aren'y really ANY questions that have been asked frequently.
But, I am an optimist! I am sure that when thousands of people are flocking to my site each day, there are things that they will want to know! So I am thinking ahead! If I get any REAL questions, I'll answer those too. Here goes...
Q: So, who are you?
A: My name is Kimberly. I live in Canada. I've just graduated from high school. I'm from a pretty typical white, middle-class family with two parents, a younger brother, a cat, and a dog. I have some cool friends and a pretty crappy job.
Q: Sounds pretty dull.
A: You're be surprised.
Q: How do you do the drawings?
A: I draw them using Microsoft Paintbrush.
Q: But doesn't Paintbrush kind of suck?
A: Yes, it does. But it's easy to use, and it's free. I'll upgrade some day.
Q: So, are you going to learn to draw one of these days?
A: Hey, be nice! I'm new at this. I might take a graphics course or something.
Q: How about a webcam? Lots of chicks have webcams on their sites.
A: Sure, but who gives a crap? Let's face it, the only reason for going to some chick's webcam site is the faint hope that she's going to get completely shitfaced one night and flash her titties.
Q: Good point. So if you aren't going to have a webcam, then how about posting photos of your titties?
A: uh, yeah. Those will be up real soon, I promise.
Q: REALLY??
A: No, not really.
Q: Not even for money?
A: Nope.
Q: So, why bother? You're not making any money out this, and you're not going to get famous. What's the point?
A: I dunno.
Q: No, really. There must be some reason.
A: Well, I wanted to do something creative. I didn't want to just create the usual site with pictures of my friends and favorite bands and stuff. Pages like that usually suck, don't you think?
Q: Well, yeah...
A: So, I wanted do do something a little different.
Q: So, do you think this is actually creative or intelligent?
A: I'm not sure. I'll leave that up to you. When you decide, let me know.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Like I'd know?
Q: But you must have dreams, ambitions? You're not going to spend your whole life writing crappy web-pages. What do you want to accomplish during your life?
A: I'm not really sure. I just want to be loved and appreciated. I want my face on the $5 bill.
Q: Do you think creating a website about yourself is a reflection of your need for love and attention?
A: It might be.
Q: Isn't that kind of... pathetic?
A: It might be. Why are you picking on me? Millions of other people have made websites about themselves. Do you think they're desperate for attention too?
Q: I'll ask the questions around here, missy.
A: At least I'm honest about it.
Q: Quit pouting. I'm sick of you being such a crybaby all the time.
A: Fuck off, mom.