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| Welcome To the Gates which will lead you into the most terrifying vision of: The Page Of Fear My name is Nasty Nick and I will be introducing the dreaded page. You may recognize me by my reputation as the most fearsome, sneaky and intellegently nasty person ever to grace British television. For those of you not aquainted with my infamy, I was on a show called 'Big Brother' in which I was caught cheating. Now I am the land's most hated villain. Many fear me for my almost Shakespearean mastery of the English language which I use to conquer my opponents. My cunning and wit are vastly superior to all humans and I can quote any significant post-1500 philosopher without much hesitation. When first asked by KilroysLeftEyebrow to host the 'Page of Fear' I refused as I had been considering many other offers for a number of months (six). However, all the offers were taken back under the pretense of me 'no longer being in the public interest'. So here I am. I hope you enjoy your trip into terror. I hope your eyeballs don't fall out. |