"Oh! I know this one! Raiders of the lost......slippers! I haven't seen it yet. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine losing your slippers!? That would make a great clip for 'You've Been Framed'! I wish I still presented that show. Ahh those were the days! I miss them. I miss my wonky house. I miss the way it spun around on a platform while the 'You've Been Framed' music played in the background. And those adoring fans loved me, they loved my jokes.
Anyway. It's all over now."
<a tear runs down his cheek and drops onto his mud caked sandle> |
