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| "It was me actually. I climbed that great mountain during my early years, spent in persuit of the evil Doctor Diabolico. He had stolen the Jewel of Bognor from the bottom of Lake Crazima. I finally found him in a cave on one of many cliff faces. After throwing him off the mountain I was chased by a massive boulder. I was able to deflect it with my golf clubs and went on to win the US Open." |