| Behind Every Toothy Grin Lies Another Row Of Teeth Your 'hellos' have no meaning Your smiles are deceiving Half-assed compassion A selfish action Behind every toothy grin lies another row of teeth DON'T EVEN PRETEND THAT YOU CARE ABOUT ME!!! People are just names In your social games Face up to the lies Behind your disguise This was actually the 1st Disreantiyouthhellchristbastardassmanx song ever written, and was largely constructed by proto Disreantiyouthhellchristbastardassmanx members Greg and Chris Monguloid (no relation). The title comes from a line Phil Hartman had on one of the best TV shows ever, News Radio, and the lyrics refer to fakes who pretend to care about you, and say 'hi' all the time, when really they only care about convincing themselves of their validity. Droppin' Suckas Like You Droppn' Names Don't care where you got your records Don't care how many records you got And just for the fucking record Don't care with whom you've smoked pot Steal your testpressings/smash them over your head Now life has no meaning/and you're fucking dead Brag about the bands you know But you don't really know yourself A weakness inside that shows Proving yourself to everyone else All the bands you've bothered/asking for autographs If the vinyl's not colored/you'll want your money back (all vocals improvised on the slow part) Who, especially in San Diego, hasn't talked to some fucking scenester square who just babbles on about who they know in what band, and who from what band is eating what, and how many records they have, and blah, blah, blah?Those people bore me, and this song refers to them. And yes, it is true, if you smash someone's testpressing over their head, they will fucking die. Trust me on this one. And for the record, the title is a Madball reference, even though I couldn't care less about Madball. Fuck Tha' EUHSD Tell me to change my shirt/ you don't like what it says Upside-down crosses only hurt/ if you're closeminded Every fucking kid here sucks/ I've got nothing in common with you Just a bunch of mindless fucks/ who listen to Blink 182 Fuck your dress code Your rules will corrode You don't understand why I've got youth pride YOUTH PRIDE!!!!! (repeat 1st part) *gasp* a punk song about how much school sucks?!? Actually, my biggest problem in high school was trying to make the students and teachers understand youth pride. See, I'm pretty sure if I could have explained youth pride a bit more, I would have gotten better grades, but life goes on. EUHSD stands for Escondido Union High School District, for the record Conformity Bullshit What happened to your politics Did you get bored or just stop to care? It seems the only time you're pissed is when someone fucks with your hair I'm starting to see a parallel between the scene and highschool so many locked in their cell of conformity and acting cool CONFORMITY BULLSHIT(X4)!!!! There's a scarcity/ of sincerity Ideas aren't accessories/ but hey, whatever's trendy A song about lamos in SD who seem to be so staunch in their political beliefs one week, and only concerned with fashion and parties the next. There's nothing wrong with fashion or parties, and I'm far, faaaar from the political type, but it's just funny to see attitudes shift from one extreme to the next so quickly. Cradle of Filth Panties "It's all about the message" that's what you said Now it's all about looking dead Admit it, you just like a beat that's fast Your fucking blackmetal trend won't last Let's get one thing fucking settled: Punk's got nothing to do with blackmetal You hop around from scene to scene 'cause you've got no integrity Commit to one scene, that's what makes sense But you sit on a fucking fence You give both punk and blackmetal a bad name Next I'll see you at fucking rave Remember blackmetal? Ha, ha! When this song was written that seemed to be the trend with all the kids we knew: "yeah, I've just been getting more into black metal lately". Fucking ridiculous. Actually, I really dig Burzum, but it's one thing to listen to different music, and it's another to give up on one style to dedicate yourself to a different 'lifestyle', just because it's trendy that week. I mean, the ideologies of blackmetal are completely the opposite of punk, in every way. Personally, I could give a fuck about how "brutal" the music sounds. C'mon, Larm said it best, metal attitude sucks, period. Well, the amount of Emperor shirts I see at shows seems to have gone down considerably lately, so maybe this song's already outdated. Fuck, who can keep up with some kids, it's like I'm gonna have to write a "space rock sucks", or "death to false prog" song next. I Can't Relate It's not your age, but lack of rage that makes you so fucking boring I can't relate* Dumb conversations I overhear from everyone causes my blood to start boiling You make me hate* What makes one think about nothing and let it all pour out their lips? You're oblivious/to your dumness/culture obsessed/you I detest I could never fathom being like you! (x4) Obviously, it's pretty fucking futile to let others stupidity shock you, or even worse to let it get you angry. Sometimes it can be pretty hard to block out those retarded things people say, and this song was written during one of those times. |
| LYRICS FROM THE SPLIT 7" WITH SLOTH |