| Youthbot Designed to hassle kids/Even worse than the pigs No smoking, loitering, or fun/ when he comes, you will run Something went wrong with the plan/ now he's an insane man No one will be left alive/ over the age of 25 Ch: Fighting for the kids: YOUTHBOT, YOUTHBOT! Revenge for what they did: YOUTHBOT, YOUTHBOT! (slow part, repeat CH, mosh) Fritz in circuitry boards/ killing grownup hoardes Adolescent reich/ after old people died Flaw in the design/ now he's on our side 'cause no one feels the pain/ of a robot gone insane! "Hey Matt, y'know what the world needs more of? Songs about robots going insane and killing people?" This will always be true. Everyone reading this needs to go start a band and write as many songs that you can about robots going insane and killing people. This will never, ever, ever, ever get old. Ever. 666 Flags What's the point of your negativity?/ I think the Spice Girls said it best All you need is positivity/ so cheer up or kill yourself Ch:I don't see why/You moan and cry/You're in a band/Life's not that bad So you think that you are depressed?/ That's okay, but don't bring me down I think you might just be obsessed/ with making the world wear your frown Ha, ha, remember sludge? I guess what I'm getting at hear is that if the main goal of your band is to express how miserable you, and the world are, then you're gonna sound like a fucking jack ass, and you're best off just NOT doing that. I mean, if you can muster the effort to press a record, or even just write a song, then that should be proof right there that the world's got some worth to it. I can understand if you feel like shit for no specific reason and just want to write a song expressing that feeling (I'm as guilty of that as the next doom metal act) but to have a whole band DEDICATED to promoting that ALL THE TIME? I just don't get it? Aren't Songs About Drinking Just Advertisements For The Alcohol Industry? Don't realize/ but you advertise/ corporate franchise/ fooled by their lies Hardcore stands in opposition/ to cultural tradition/ But you just sit back and laugh/ with a 'heiny' up your ass Free ad space/ for corporate rape/ promote their shit/ you hypocrite Your music's an advertisement/ for the establishment/ you say corporations suck/ words as empty as your cup Just like Korn/ you endorse/ big business/ that's bullshit BULLSHIT, I SAY, BULLSHIT! Drunk punks?What a fucking joke. An alcoholic's an alcoholic, period, and if that's your lifestyle, sure, promote the hell out of it. Some of the best songs ever written are about substance abuse (Chinese Rocks, Heroin, Motorhead, etc.) but for fuck's sake, don't try to fuse self-destructionism with leftist politics, 'cause you're just gonna come off sounding like a jerk, but that's what most alcoholics are anyways, so I guess it makes sense. Cheers! Discorpse Crusties rise out from their graves/ but no one notices 'cause they smell the same Patches of bands, patches of decay/smashing all states in their way Epitaphs stenciled on headstones/they'd smash the living if they weren't so stoned Spikey haired PC deamons/they'd eat your brain, but it's not vegan Horrifying undead punk rock attack/Hideous corpses with patches on their backs(x2) Ugh, this is a tough one for me to acknowledge. Ever think a joke was funny at first, and then the more you hear it, it just gets dumber, and dumber, until you're embarrassed to even have said it in the 1st place? Well, that's this song. I don't even know what "crust" is, and think the concept of a "crusty" is so rediculous that I should be embarrassed for even thinking of such a thing. Hopefully this will make someone laugh, and to everyone else, sorry. Seriously, my jokes are rarely THAT stupid. Poetry Bastards! Drowning in a sea of pompous ambiguity Throw out the thesaurus and say what you really mean At being dark you try your best Sorry pal I'm not impressed You must have failed your English class To write lyrics that fucking bad You say it's new territory that you're exploring I say you're just fucking boring Always try your best, but don't try to be something you're not. True in life, true in punk lyrics. There're some cats that can write gnarly poetic lyrics, and that's great, when done well, but we all can't be Catharsis, y'know? Personally, I dig lyrics that are an extension of personal thoughts and expression. This can be as simple as "fuck you, I'm punk", or it can be a complex, beautiful poetic diatribe. The bottom line is if you're sincere, the lyrics will come out awesome, regardless of how they're worded, and the problem I see with a lot of lyrics is too much focus of how to say something, with not enough care into what that thing is. Good lyrics don't have to always be straight forward, but don't stress out if there's not enough syloboles in every word, capiche? Basically, don't be a fucking poser and model your lyrics off of some band you dig, 'cause that'll always come out sounding ridiculous. Yeah, that's it. Oh, and don't think you need to get a good grade in English class to write good lyrics, either. That's just an expression, dig? Anarkill The Elderly Old people are stupid, weak and frail I'd kill one, but I don't want to go to jail If there were no masters or laws I'd kill 200 grandpas Here's what anarchy means: Killing the elderly! I wanna kill old people right now! I want anarchy right now, so I can put old people underground Then everyone 60 and over are gonna go six feet under There'll be no police to come for help And you're too old to defend yourself Goddamn it I want revolution So I can prove darwinian evolution Okay, jeez, where to begin?I guess this is as good a place as any to bring up our "old people suck" policy. Old is a state of mind, to us, not an age. Old people can be any age, and anyone, any age who doesn't think the statement "anarchy is cool because you can kill elderly people" is fucking hilarious and worthy of having a song written about it, is fucking old, and old people should all be shot in the head. Actually, scientists have figured out the exact moment you become an old person. When you hear "They Saved Hitler's Cock" from Angry Samoans, and are no longer amused, you've just turned old. That's how it works. Yoda You Ain't You're not fucking yoda! Try to impress me with your wisdom But you just sound fucking dumb Rather sit through a torture session Than listen to your fucking lesson 'Cause you, sir, are no fucking yoda?. Don't you just hate it when some boring old bastard tries to impose some of their supposed knowhow on you, but they just end up sounding fucking retarded? I know I do. |
| LYRICS FROM SPLIT 7" WITH MAHOGANY |