10. Bunfight at the O.K. Tearooms
    The Goodies, completely broke, stumble upon a cream mine. After Graeme claims it all for himself the other two are forced to work for him until they give up and decide to go home, but not before accidentally stumbling on a deposit of strawberry jam and scones. this is where the fight (using tomato sauce) begins ending in the death of all three.

9. How to Make Babies by Doing Dirty Things
    THe boys are commissioned by a Mrs. Desiree Carthorse to make a movie for school children about S.E.X. The movie they produce includes two people covered in sheets holding hands on a bed, but id rejected. Mrs. Carthorse then turns the entire population against them. After this Bill is asked to produce a series of extremely gory movies for the BBC and it is the others job to stop him before he goes beserk.

8. The Welsh Eisteddfod
    The Goodies perform at an eisteddfod but are almost executed for making the show unboring. Claiming they are Welsh and love rugby, manage to escape. They discover the Welsh druids rugby team have cheated, getting them disqualified.

7. Snooze
    Graeme makes a sleeping powder and tests it on Bill, who sleep-walks, the other two must stop him from killing himself without waking me up (cos that's the rule of sleep-walking).

6. Lips, or Almighty Cod
    This is where i got the idea for Kill the Cod. Graeme breeds a huge Cod (they only cod left in Britain after the Eskimos extended their fishing limits) to put in fish fingers, they also have the job of frightening away the Eskimos.

5. The End of the World
    The world is due to end at midnight. What do the boys do in the last fifteen minutes? Bill shaves his beard, Tim overcomes his belly-button fear, and Graeme helps them both do this.

4. Pets Corner-Rest Home for Clapped Out Old Animals
    Graeme has started a home for rich people's animals (called Kenneth), he freezes them so all he has to do is collect the money, he is given a horse "his name is Kenneth" and he must win the Grand National for them to be paid.

3. Cecily
    The boys are in charge of a haunted house with Cecily, a girl who is not all she seems to be, she is, in fact, a raving mindless looney.
 
2. The Loch Ness Monster
    They must find a monster to fill the Snowdon Monster House at the London Zoo. So to Scotland they go, only to catch a Scotsman in a monster skin and an egg.

1. Radio Goodies
    After missing out on a radio licence due to the slackness of the postal service, the boys decide to start a pirate post office and radio station. Graeme designs a boat to go outside the five mile limit. However, the both must end as they only have one record, "A Walk in the Black Forest" and Graeme gets a little carried away with all the power.