Pauly B*Muk*Phil*Bretto
Influences
M - C.D?s, tapes and records, i think.
Ph - Can YOU get us a ride in that helicopter?
No
P - Well why are we talking to you? (they pretend to leave)
Favourite zines?
M - Favourite scenes...well, i like that scene where a boat sails down a river
P - What's a zine (bree holds up Kill the Cod)
Ph - THAT's my favourite zine
Where?d you learn to breakdance?
P - In the locker bays at Wanganoi Park High School, we did breakdancing and i used to take my beat box to school everyday and watch lots of videos...my best friend and i used to do gymnastics
M - in tights?
P - i used to do ballet in grades 1 &' 2
M - Did you wear a tutu?
P - No, i had to wear black..
M - ..No no, you wore a tutu didn't ya...yeah, black stockings and a tutu
Ph - Get off the tutu trip
P - no, black stockings...with a codpiece
Ph - i remember being dissed in my bedroom...saying "Phil, you never go out anywhere man...you?re always sitting at homeplaying your guitar" and i said "You wait...one day i'm gonna be just like Slava Gogorian"...and he wasn't even invented yet.
P - That was back in '82, hey Phil
What's with the two-stringed bass?
Ph - it goes...(noise i wont even attempt spelling) and i'm not responsible for that at all...i got roped into this deed. many years ago Pauly was freaking around in the kitchen and he used to plug the 2-string bass into the oven and then he broke his finger,but i said "man, if you plug that into an amplifier..."
P - i broke my little finger skating and i couldn't play bass
Got any idols/fetishes?
P - i'm a bit of a melizano (?) man....fetishes...shit
Girl to M - you like watching people at the beach with no...
M - tops on, that's right, yeah, that's what i did yesterday, boxing day after
P - definitely
M - C.D's tapes and records, isn't it?
P - Jean Wean, he?s a pretty good guitarist...Mickey Wean, he's pretty good....idols....shit...as soon as you get an idol they become dumb and you don't like them anymore
Ph - people with shoes when i'm walking across bindi's
P - Phil's my idol 'cos he invents really cool instruments...
M - ...and he makes really good crack too
P - Phil makes the best crack in Australia
M - so if you want really good crack...
P - the question i've got for you is, is anyone going to get a sensible interview out of Dogbuoy this afternoon?
What's your favourite holiday destination?
Ph - Byron Bay
M - My parents house 'cos i get free food...and a pool...woo hoo!
P - i always like to spend my holidays in...um...the Bahamas on a big yacht
M - 60ft yacht, i reckon
Ph - i want to go to Jamaica and hang out with Bob Marley...
P - (with a bit of coercion)...he's dead
Ph - oh!...i didn't know he was ill! (ha ha);
Favourite telly shows....
P - The joint on channel V, 'cos they're playing our video a lot
M - South Park
P - Rage, ?cos at the moment they're playing our video twice a week
M - South Park, South Park, South Park
P - Banana Splits were pretty good, Goodies were always fun M - the Goodies...yeah
Ph - here's a bit of a technical hint for a radio interview or whatever...Paul's got the same colour trousers as the C.D....he matches
Tell us about your thing with kiddies toys...
M - That's a fetish! Ph - Paul wore nappies on stage on his 26th birthday
P - i read in a research magazine about this couple in the 50?s who made one go only circuits that made noise when a current was passed through. They made soundtracks for sci-fi films using these, they'd set it all up, press the record button, click the thing then all of a sudden it would make this crazy sound and they'd go "that's a great sound", then they?d take it away and turn it into a soundtrack...that's like our fetish
Do you have a favourite toy?
P - There?s like a keyboard, when you push the very colourful...
M - pretty...
P - ...lots of pretty colours on the keys...and when you push the key it lights up, but it's so fucked up, you hit a key and it goes...it's supposed to play one note from a song, but now it goes...(use your imagination)
If you could only say one word ever again what would it be?
P - Thankyou M - Goodbye
P - no, there must be something better than that...please?..that'd get you a lot
How do you Kill the Cod?
P - with a 4WD and a big bit of rope and a grappling hook with a smaller cod on it
M - and a shot gun and some dynamite.....................are you sure you can't get us a ride on that helicopter
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