Two Arkansasians are walking
down different ends of a street toward eachother, and one is carrying a
sack.
When they meet, one says,
"Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they
are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right
and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
A church was having a dinner party. On the end
of the table was a large barrel of apples. By the apples was
the following sign:
TAKE ONLY ONE APPLE.
GOD IS WATCHING!
Half way down the table is a large plate of cookies.
By the cookies is a small sign written by a child and it says:
Take all the cookies you want!
God is watching the apples.