Swimfan
  This has to be one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen.   (And I've seen quite a number of them)    Plot?    What's that?    Apparently no one knows. Originality?   Never heard of that one either.   This movie is so dumb, it's funny.  I've had quite a good time making the three hundred sequels at www.dfilm.com to email.
   The problem with this film is that, they came up with this really cool story, but wanted to get through it really quickly, and just have a lot of screaming and suspense. (Which, come to think of it, they really didn't have that much of)     They have some nice underwater shots, but that's about all this movie has going for it.     They really left a number of things out of this movie that I would like to have explained.   If any Fox people are reading this, please feel free to answer my questions.   Thanks.
       1) So she kills Ben's friend: How?   There's blood, but where is the blood coming from?   What is going on here?
       2) Ok, what exactly happened to Jake Donnelly?    Did she cause the accident? And what kind of accident was it?    What the heck happened?
        3) Why did I have to pay $8.75 to waste my time on that crappy movie?    You should pay me to see it, AND give me that time back.
    My advice?    Go see Signs instead of Swimfan.    Or just rent Fatal Attraction.    It's got a better ending anyway.

***By the way, the ending to Swimfan was weak.    I was so disappointed.***
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