| Quotable Quotes |
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| Vegeta: "Its amazing how every time you open your mouth you prove that your an idiot." |
| My Friend Scott; "What if C A T really spelled DOG ?" |
| AC/DC: "If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher. Everybody says I've got, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE." |
| Gorillaz, 2D: "I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad. I got sunshine, in a bag. I'm useless, but not for long. The future is coming on." |
| Some people tell me that there are lyrics in here. Well to bad, I'm calling them quotes. |
| Brak Show, Brak: "We can build a kite from squirels and fly it to the moon!" |
| The Simpsons, Homer: "O smiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!" |
| The Simpsons, Homer: "Me loose brain? Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?" |
| Cowboy Bebop, Ed: "Where are you?! Are you heeeeerrreee Mr. Spooky-Faced creature?! |
| More Quotable Quotes are being added, if you have any suggestions feel free to email me. |
| My Friend Dan: "Now I've had my head in a elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth." |
| Lewis Black: "Instead of sunblock I use a fine American product, Crisco. And you never get burnt with Crisco 'cause if you start to sizzle you move your ass." |
| Unknown Idiot: "If it wasnt for my horse I would'nt of spent that year in college." |
| Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Eggnot: "Using a key to gouge explitives on a vehicle is a sign of freindship and trust." |
| The Simpsons, Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose: its how drunk you get." |
| The Simpsons, Bart: "I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas." |
| The Simpsons, Grampa: "Ya know, you remind me of a poem I cant remember, and a song that may have never existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been too. |
| Winston Churchill: "A lie will get halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. |
| My Quotes: "Maybe this world is another planets hell." |
| My Quotes: "Never tell your mother her diet's not working; if you want to live." |
| Famous Last Words |
| "Are you sure the power is off?" |
| "I wonder where the mother bear is?" |
| "Dont worry i've seen it done on TV." |
| "These are the good kind of mushrooms." |
| "The odds of that happening have to be one in a million." |
| "Thats odd." |
| "That stuff only happens in movies." |
| "What does this button do?" |
| This section is in dedication to my friends Scott and Dan because I have heard them quote many of these sayings before disater. |
| "So what time does your husband come home?" |
| "Oh Shit!" |
| "Aww come on sharks are real cute." |
| "The water will break my fall." |
| "I built it myself." |
| "I don't need a helmet." |
| "Hey watch this!" |
| "MOM, can we keep it?" |
| "I'll get a world record for this" |
| "What's the worst that could happen?" |
| "Could this day get any worse?" |
| "Ill be right back." |
| "Dont worry he don't bite." |
| "So how contagous is it?" |
| "According to my calculations everything should be fine" |
| "Thats new." |
| "How hard can it be?" |
| Cowboy Bebop, Faye Valentine: "Some promises are ment to be broken.... in fact, most of them are!" |
| Cowboy Bebop, Spike Spiegel: "Most things work better when I kick'em." |
| "It's probibly nothing." |
| Montey Python, Bridge Keeper: "Who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, dare the other side he see." |
| "I dont need no stinking instructions." |