Oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree, we'll decorate your branches....
Wait wait, I think I have to rephrase that...
Oh Christmas houseplant, oh christmas houseplant... We'll decorate your.. leaves..
Do you find it slightly... abnormal... to have a houseplant instead of a christmas tree? Well, the houseplant you are seeing is my houseplant... our cat would demolish the christmas tree!
no I wouldnt
whos this?
your cat
Beastie?!! No, this can't be...
why not??
Because you are a cat, and you can't be in my head!
well obviously I can because I am in your head right now... d'uh...
How did you get in here?
We cats are smarter then you think!
Will you get out please?
NO! not until I get my message across to you
And what is your message?
Well, I can't tell you yet... just feed me for now, my food dish is empty!
Umm.. alrighty.....
Bianca 2002 (c)
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