| My calculator was talking to me the other day... It sent me some messages, which Kyla helped me to decipher... (Thanks Kyla!) Here are a few: |
| Decoded Message: |
| Probable Meaning: |
| Bozo 2 Eli |
| Bozo is trying to talk to Eli..... |
| Suzie Loves 2 Hate 2 Eat You |
| Suzie hate's eating you, and yet she loves the hate |
| Hate Sexy Gilled Fish |
| My calculater hates fish whose gills look good |
| Glug-o-nopolous |
| Best friend of Sesamie Street's Snuffy |
| Say 2 Hi Hi |
| When saying hi, say it twice |
| Large Ghost Pleads For Food |
| My calculator wants to be a reporter for the National Enquirer |
| Late 4 Spaghetti |
| My calculator was late for supper once again |
| This was really freaky... when we used the number 42, the ultimate number, the number of life and death, to help give us a message, here is the message we got: |
| Go 2 Hell or Don't Hate God |
| Either love God (don't hate him), or go to hell.... |
| Bianca 2001 (c) |
| Calculators are cool, just because they aren't normal... |