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| Cats... they are cute... yet retarded... |
| That's why I love them. They defy normality. |
| See what I mean by retardedly cute? |
| They cough up hairballs... quite admirable if I do say so myself... If I could cough up hairballs, I would deposit them God knows where... |
| They are retardedly cute when they swipe at invisible stuff.. although little do YOU know that there really is something there... it's the wheat I tell ya... watching you always... |
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| If you ever see your cat like these cats, CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED: The conspiracy has probably gotten a hold of them. ONLY thing to do in this situation: stick them in the toilet.. close the lid.. flush repeatedly. |
| Alright.. umm.. I do not even know what to say to this one.. Is it's head falling off? Is it dying?? Did a hamster mate with a cat?!? If this is your cat... I hope you have fun laughing at it all day... |
| One last thing: If your cat is caught doing this.... RUN LIKE HECK AND CALL AN EXCORCIST!! |
| Or resort to the good ol' method of sticking them in the toilet, closing the lid and flushing repeatedly... some people normally have a lot of fun with this... |
| NOTE: I really do like cats..I have never flushed one... they just appear so retarded sometimes that I cannot help but wonder.. Bianca (c)2001 |