| Things 2 do on a normal day |
| **Special thanks to Chris, who suggested this idea for a page!** |
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| Give yourself a headache by hammering some stakes into the ground with your head. Best done in a public area. |
| Be one of those people who beg on the corners of the streets, but don't beg for money. Rather, beg for the passer-by's to surender to their voices. |
| Carry a pot of gold around and announce to everyone that you have found the pot-o-gold at the end of the rainbow! |
| Find the perfect forest... but resist the trees' hypnotic whispers |
| Create Frankenturkey |
| Capture a little green man |
| Become one with a potato |
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| Feed a cat until it needs a skateboard to push itself around on |
| Bury a broom in your neighbors garden |
| Have tea with the pope, and act suspicious, twitching periodically |
| I have plenty of ideas, but I will save them for making other pages. I'm sure you have some cool ideas too... so send them along! |
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| Bianca 2001 (c) |
| 1. Walk around in a store and if someone asks if you want something, say, "I like evil" and continue walking around. 2. On a hot day, put on a bulky jacket, gloves, and a ski hat. Take a walk and say, "Brrr!! Hope the weather clears up soon!" to the people you pass by. 3. Refuse to eat anything but white food for a week (potatoes,bread,milk,rice) 4. Write, "I'm my own grandpa" on a piece of paper, put it in a bottle, and throw it in the ocean. (or a lake or a pond or something wet) 5. Adjust the color on the TV so that all the people are green, then insist to others that you like it that way. 6. Whenever you're using computers in class switch the buttons on the keyboard while your friend is not looking. 7. Unscrew your showerhead, pour red Kool Aid powder inside, the next time someone takes a shower they'll come out looking like Carrot Top. 8. Put a sign on your friends back reading 'I love the Teletubbies!' 9. Run around a school or a store yelling Raistlin and Caramon are gonna kill me because i killed Tanis!!! 10. Run around school or a store yelling that Evil will kill you because you pissed him off! 11. Run around a store yelling "Squaresoft is part of a Japanese conspiracy to take over the world!" -Chris |
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| 1.Sit at the side of the road in the summer in a lawn chair. Plug a hair dryer into an extention cord, turn it on high and sit there blowing it into car windows. 2.Tie a rope to your penis (having not a penis get a sex change) and the other end to a large heavy brick. Throw the brick out the window in hopes of catching it on a cars bumper. Repeat as many times as necessary. 3.Make a catapult out of a hammer and a wooden board. Insert the hammer into the ground, then just place the board overtop of it. Launch dog food and pop cans at your neighbors premisis. 4.Go to a chinese food restraunt and order a Big Mac with extra mayo and no onions. 5.Drink nothing but gravy for a month and then die of obesity. 6.Wear a spandex suit and claim to be a superhero. Foil crime when possible. 7.Kill small bugs until they accept you as their god. Use your power for Evil. 8.Hold an insane asylm hostage demanding a football helmet filled with cream cheese, naked pictures of Whoopie Goldburg, and a cardboard box filled with smaller boxes in boxes with boxes inside of the other boxes inside of them. 9.Give yourself cancer and use yourself to experiment on to find a cure. When cure is found sell it to each person individually. 10.Join Green Peace and fake your own death. Live the rest of your life in a subway car. 11.Go into the sewers and search for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. When you find them, show them your collection of Ninja Turtle toys. Then reveal their lair to the foot clan. 12.Go to a church and confess to a priest sins you didn't commit. Upon leaving, tell the priest that everything you've told them is a lie - including this. 13.Take the sticker off of a banana and put it on your forehead. If anyone asks, tell them it's part of your religion and that anyone without a sticker is going to go to hell. 14.On recycle day go around stealing peoples bottles and cans. Take them to a recycling center and sell them. Use the money to buy sporting equipment for the elderly. 15.Get a job as a bank teller. When people withdraw money, give them more than they asked for. If anyone questions you, Kill Them. 16.Run around the streets acting like Scooby Doo. If anyone asks tell them you're hypnotized then demand scooby snacks. 17.Create a cult. 18.Claim you're going on a diet but eat constantly. Note:Chewing food is a waste of precious eating time. 19.Walk around with crayons, offering them to random people. Claim they're magical and have the ability to repel Bengal Tigers. 20.Shave all hair from your body, don't wear clothing, and carry your hair in a paperbag. Tell everyone you meet that you're cold. 21.Wear a beeny and constantly try to fly using it. 22.Twitch when you're excited. Twitch when you're not excited. 23.Write a list of things to do in a daily basis for no apparent reason then send it to people you know. -Aaron C, |