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| If you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells Satan He leaves COAL in some childrens' stockings.. that is SO harsh!!!! We beleive he is real, until that fateful day we discover the truth... then we are so hurt and sad. He takes away from the real reason there is Christmas. NOTE: Christ mas He encourages kids to be stereotypical. (EX: Santa clause IS a fat man with a jolly laugh who always wears a red jacket with white fur trim) He performs cruelty to animals (how else would he get that white fur?) *coughpolarbearfurcough* If he were real, he would be absolutely hideous. That is why there are all of Santas Helpers in the malls, and why he never actually shows his face... Except in a few movies, but even those aren't the "real" Santa. Notice his red nose? Yup, he's an alcoholic. When I was a child (my parents confirmed this), I sat on santa's lap and he was drunk. How nice, eh? ~~~~~ He breaks into your house (Josh) He leaves unmarked packages sitting under a tree... you have no idea what could be in them! (Josh) He knows whether you are naughty or nice.. that could be considered stalking (Josh) Children always sit on his lap... perverted? (Josh) ~~~~~ His laugh can scare away anyone, it sure sounds evil! (Anna, ND) ~~~~~ He gives alchohol to one of his reindeer; he whips his reindeer (meaning he beats them) (Chris) He has his elves do all the work (they are his slaves) (Chris) He pays the police so they will not arrest him for all of the evil things that he does. (Chris) He uses witchcraft to get in and out of the houses through the chimney. (Chris) ~~~~~ Santa is evil because I said so! (Aaron) ~~~~~ Santa is evil because he is a big pimp, always calling hookers over: "Ho, ho, ho!" (Stacey) |
| Do you know other reasons why Santa is evil? If yes, send those reasons along! Include your name if you want the credit! |
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| Bianca 2001 (c) |
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