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I made a clone of myself. The problem is that now the clone has turned evil and is trying to kill me and take over my life. Do you have any suggestions on what I can do to stop him? -Robert Towriss, MJ Saskatchewan
You have to return him to you, since he came from you. So you'll need: 3 rulers, a rhinocerous, tape, and the voices in your head must be active. Feel free to surrender to them so they can take over your words. The voices know best (as much as I hate to admit it..)... Alright now stand on one ruler and use the other two as noise makers to attract your clone. When your clone is next to you, repeat EVERYTHING that the voices in your head say. The clone will be then hypnotised, so you can tape him to you. Make sure the tape is wound tightly so neither of you can escape. Then summon the rhinocerous and make it sit on you guys. This will mush your clone back inside you. Voila! No more evil killer clone!

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Okay my friend has stopped saying he will kill my other friend Evil, but Evil wants to kill him and Evil is also going to go on a rampage and kill almost everyone in my school!!!! What do I do????? -Chris O, Sask, Canada
It is normal for Evil to feel this way... after all, he (she?) IS evil... However, you have two options that I can think of to help this situation out: 1) Warn your friend and everyone in your school (over the intercom or something) and have it shut down or camouflaged until Evil calms down, or 2) Eat lots of potatoes. Don't ask why, it just works.

Follow up question from Chris O on the first page of questions:

If E=MCsquared is the theory of relativity, then what is the theory of ludicrousy? - Aaron, Alberta, Canada
The theory of ludicrousy is something absolutely LUDICROUS!!!! WHOOIE!! I cannot stop laughing... why else would it be the theory of ludicrousy? Now did you want the formula for it, an explanation of it, or...? The formula is something that lies within the most hilarious crevaces of your human brain... and the explanation is about a millimeter down from there. If you lick a cat you may just have a better chance at finding it!

Why isn't the word cousin in the 1967 World Book Dictionary� - Aaron, Alberta, Canada
The word "cousin" is not in there because there was no such thing as cousins in 1967! Either that, or perhaps in 1967 everyone was so smart that they did not need to look up a word such as cousin. Or perhaps they just forgot that word.

Why do you want me to ask you a question anyway? You psycho. -Aaron, AB, Canada
I want you to ask me a question because... well ok, here's the story. I was looking in the selection for backgrounds that come with Geocities Pagebuilder. I saw this background, "Ask Me a Question!", and it intrigued me. I selected it and expanded off of it. Plus, I get bored so this is something to keep me busy.

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Evil is a he and he is going to bomb Moose Jaw if I do that!!!!!! And I need something to deter his anger what now???? - Chris O, SK, Canada
Now you stop being friends with evil, unless you choose him over your home town. He is doing this for attention, so ignore him. Continue to eat potatoes. Maybe build a super dome over Moose Jaw and kick Evil out.

How much cookies would a good cook cook, if a good cook could cook cookies? - DJ Lethal, Scotland
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Hi i am the friend that Chris is always talkin' about... Like the kill all evil and the Star Trek thing... But, somethin' has been bothering me. Should I continue to annoy my friend at the cost of his sanity... Or quit all together and spoil my fun????? - no known name
My suggestion: Annoy him with something else. You annoy him about Evil and Star Trek at the cost of his sanity, and yet you do not want to spoil your fun. So maybe you can bug him about Evil's girlfriend, Good. (Oops... I do not think I was supposed to say anything about Good and Evil...) oh well, just be very hush hush about it! Or bug him about his invisible dog. Or even anything you can think of will do, I am sure.

Bianca my friend thinks he is the captain of The Flying Wagon (an imaginary ship from Star Trek) and he gives me very strange orders like fly around a black hole and fire the Nuclear Rainbow Bunny Missle at the Earth and destroy all life there what can I do to shut him up?? -Chris, Canada
Two words: Duct Tape

Ive started hearing the voices but they want me to kill things....
You must kill her she will not help you only i can help you....
Shut up i dont care she can offer better help than you can....
No she cant... destroy you must destroy her!!!!!
SHUT UP!!!!!!!! HELP ME BIANCA YOU MUST HELP ME BEFORE I DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!! DONT TELL HER IDIOT I WILL GET YOU I SHALL TAKE THE WORLD HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL NOT BE TAKEN OVER HELP!!!!!!!!! -Chris ,Canada
Wow, awesome job with hearing those voices! Surrender to them, alright? Your voices may want to destroy me and tke over the world, but they can't unless they defeat my voices first. Which means I must un-surrender myself. And I will not be doing that! So please, just surrender to those voices, It's for the best.

On venus my penis ORFF we grow green potatoes ORFF. Do u like green potatoes ORFF cause I like ORFF green potatoes ORFF. On venus my penis we make our teal potatoes pregnant by eating them then crapping them out. Is this how u get pregnant on earth? ORFF - Bryan, Canada
Ok, let's go through this one thing at a time. Yes, I like some green potatoes, but I prefer the blue ones that sing at the moon. On earth, potatoes do not get pregnant, but animals (including humans) do. No, not by eating them and then pooping them out, but by ways your parents should never speak of! ORFF! (where did that come from?!)