I once had this friend named Brigitte. She was very nice and cool and had leader qualities. But anyway that’s beyond the point. Now see Brigitte was this crazy girl with the most craziest ideas a crazy girl could have. One day she decided to start her own birthday card store, and since nobody wanted to sponsor her she needed to go out to the Amazon to find a trademark ape to support her. Now Brigitte went out to that jungle with only a pack sack and shaving cream and a razor. She figured she might have to shave the air flight attendant to pursue her to give out a free plane ticket. Anyway, Brigitte’s attempt worked and she was on the next flight to China. Then she realized she was going to the wrong place, and fled with as much muster a young wipper snapper at the ripe age of 14 should have. So she was finally on her way to ape galore valley. Tune in next month to find out what happens to Brigitte!

Hint: She meets a deranged warrior named Julie.

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