| Results - Week 1 |
| Away team Brewing Boozers QB - Philip Rivers - SD RB - Joseph Addai - IND RB - Willis McGahee - BAL WR - Torry Holt - STL WR - Randy Moss - NE WR - Vincent Jackson - SD K - Jeff Wilkins - STL DT - Chargers San Diego Total = Divine Insanities QB - Tom Brady - NE RB - LaDainian Tomlinson - SD RB - Maurice Jones-Drew - JAX WR - T.J. Houshmandzadeh - CIN WR - Chris Chambers - MIA WR - Jerry Porter - OAK K - Neil Rackers - AZ DT - Minnesota Vikings Total = Diabetic Destroyers QB - Marc Bulger - STL RB - Brian Westbrook - PHI RB - Laurence Maroney - NE WR - Larry Fitzgerald - AZ WR - Joey Galloway - TB WR - Derrick Mason - BAL K - Nate Kaeding - SD DT - Baltimore Ravens Total = Kiev Cossacks QB - Matt Hasselbeck - SEA RB - Shaun Alexander - SEA RB - Marion Barber - DAL WR - Marvin Harrison - IND WR - Anquan Boldin - AZ WR - Laveranues Coles - NYJ K - Josh Scobee - JAX DT - San Francisco 49ers Total = Blitzing Bulldogs QB - Donovan McNabb - PHI RB - Willie Parker - PIT RB - Jamal Lewis - CLE WR - Reggie Wayne - IND WR - Kevin Curtis - PHI WR - Muhsin Muhammad - CHI K - David Akers - PHI DT - Philadelphia Eagles Total = |
| scores @ 2 11 4 5 13 1 7 5.5 48.5 @ 15 12 2 5 3 1 5 17 60 @ 5 4 2 0 2 3 2 8.5 26.5 @ 5 10 9 6 3 8 4 2.5 47.5 @ 5 4 1 10 2 0 10 4 36 |
| Home team Alpine Novelists QB - Matt Leinart - AZ RB - Rudi Johnson - CIN RB - Travis Henry - DEN WR - Roy Williams - DET WR - Darrell Jackson - SF WR - Jerricho Cotchery - NYJ K - Mike Nugent - NYJ DT - New York Jets Total = Steel City Scorpions QB - Drew Brees - NO RB - Steven Jackson - STL RB - Edgerrin James - AZ WR - Lee Evans - BUF WR - Andre Johnson - HOU WR - Deion Branch - SEA K - Jason Elam - DEN DT - Pittsburgh Steelers Total = Midnight Monkeys QB - Jay Cutler - DEN RB - Larry Johnson - KC RB - Ronnie Brown - MIA WR - Chad Johnson - CIN WR - Javon Walker - DEN WR - Reggie Brown - PHI K - Joe Nedney - SF DT - Jacksonville Jaguars Total = Green Machine QB - Carson Palmer - CIN RB - Frank Gore - SF RB - Thomas Jones - NYJ WR - Steve Smith - CAR WR - Matt Jones - JAX WR - Braylon Edwards - CLE K - Adam Vinatieri - IND DT - Bears Chicago Total = Kilhaven Killers QB - Peyton Manning - IND RB - Reggie Bush - NO RB - Clinton Portis - WAS WR - Terrell Owens - DAL WR - Plaxico Burress - NYG WR - Santana Moss - WAS K - Robbie Gould - CHI DT - New England Patriots Total = |
| scores 5 5 6 3 1 2 2 0 24 2 2 9 0 11 0 12 8 44 7 2 2 6 4 0 8 2 31 8 8 1 10 0 1 11 3.5 42.5 12 1 9 9 17 1 3 8.5 60.5 |