| Results - Week 1 |
| Away team Alpine Novelists QB - Chad Pennington - NYJ RB - Priest Holmes - KC RB - Marshall Faulk - STL WR - Santana Moss - NYJ WR - Hines Ward - PIT WR - Charles Rogers - DET K - John Kasey - CAR DT - New York Jets Total = Stray Eagles QB - Peyton Manning - IND RB - Shaun Alexander - SEA RB - Tiki Barber - NYG WR - Terrell Owens - PHI WR - Andre Johnson - HOU WR - Marty Booker - MIA K - Jay Feeley - ATL DT - Denver Broncos Total = Small Town Drunks QB - Tom Brady - NE RB - Clinton Portis - WAS RB - Corey Dillon - NE WR - Tony Gonzalez - KC WR - Steve Smith - CAR WR - Jerry Porter - OAK K - Jason Elam - DEN DT - Carolina Panthers Total = Green Machine QB - Daunte Culpepper - MIN RB - Jamal Lewis - BAL RB - Quentin Griffin - DEN WR - Chad Johnson- CIN WR - Derrick Mason - TEN WR - Rod Smith - DEN K - Jeff Wilkins - STL DT - Detroit Lions Total = |
| scores @ 7 21 4 1 1 0 2 6 42 @ 7 17 15 10 1 0 3 0 53 @ 11 14 1 0 1 0 13 0 40 @ 19 1 18 7 1 1 12 6 65 |
| Home team Divine Insanities QB - Trent Green - KC RB - Ahman Green - GB RB - Brian Westbrook - PHI WR - Marvin Harrison - IND WR - Eric Moulds - BUF WR - Nate Burleson - MIN K - Mike Vanderjagt - IND DT - Minnesota Vikings Total = Midnight Monkeys QB - Steve McNair - TEN RB - LaDainien Tomlinson - SD RB - Domanick Davis - HOU WR - Randy Moss - MIN WR - Torry Holt - STL WR - Justin McCareins - NYJ K - David Akers - PHI DT - Philadelphia Eagles Total = Brewing Boozers QB - Donovan McNabb - PHI RB - Deuce McAllister - NO RB - Stephen Davis - CAR WR - Darrell Jackson - SEA WR - Joe Horn - NO WR - Quincy Morgan - CLE K - Josh Brown - SEA DT - St. Louis Rams Total = Steel City Scorpions QB - Matt Hasselbeck - SEA RB - Edgerrin James - IND RB - Duce Staley - PIT WR - Laveranues Coles - WAS WR - Amani Toomer - NYG WR - Jimmy Smith - JAX K - Matt Stover - BAL DT - Baltimore Ravens Total = |
| scores 1 17 2 3 4 0 6 0 33 3 8 14 6 1 1 10 0 43 14 1 0 1 2 3 3 0 24 4 2 1 0 0 1 3 0 11 |