| Results - Week 1 |
| Away team Alpine Novelists QB - Jeff Garcia - SF RB - LaDanian Tomlinson - SD RB - Ahman Green - GB WR - Koren Robinson - SEA WR - Tai Streets - SF WR - Plaxico Burress - PIT K - Jason Elam - DEN DT - New York Jets Total = Small Town Drunks QB - Brett Favre - GB RB - Clinton Portis - DEN RB - Edgerrin James - IND WR - Hines Ward - PIT WR - Lavernaues Coles - WAS WR - Rod Smith - DEN K - Martin Gramatica - TB DT - Washington Redskins Total = Screaming Eagles QB - Donovan McNabb - PHI RB - Eddie George - TEN RB - Duce Staley - PHI WR - Andre Johnson - HOU WR - Shannon Sharpe - DEN WR - Peerless Price - ATL K - Jeff Wilkins - STL DT - Tennessee Titans Total = Divinely Insane QB - Daunte Culpepper - MIN RB - Shaun Alexander - SEA RB - Travis Henry - BUF WR - Dante Stallworth - NO WR - Wayne Chrebet - NYJ WR - Quincy Morgan - CLE K - Jeff Reed - PIT DT - Minnesota Vikings Total = |
| scores @ 13 0 14 4 3 2 15 0 51 @ 5 14 1 7 2 0 5 0 34 @ 1 0 0 1 0 0 7 0 9 @ 11 11 13 2 0 0 10 0 47 |
| Home team Green Machine QB - Peyton Manning - IND RB - Priest Holmes - KC RB - Tiki Barber - NYG WR - Terrell Owens - SF WR - Curtis Conway - NYJ WR - Jerry Porter - OAK K - Jay Feeley - ATL DT - Carolina Panthers Total = Midnight Monkeys QB - Steve McNair - TEN RB - Ricky Williams - MIA RB - Corey Dillon - CIN WR - Marvin Harrison - IND WR - Joe Horn - NO WR - Donald Driver - GB K - John Carney - NO DT - New England Patriots Total = Brewing Boozers QB - Rich Gannon - OAK RB - Deuce McAllister - NO RB - Curtis Martin - NYJ WR - Randy Moss - MIN WR - Marty Booker - CHI WR - Chris Chambers - MIA K - Olindo Mare - MIA DT - Philadelphia Eagles Total = Steel City Scorpions QB - Aaron Brooks - NO RB - Marshall Faulk - STL RB - Trung Candidate - WAS WR - Eric Moulds - BUF WR - Tory Holt - STL WR - David Boston - SD K - Mike Vanderjagt - IND DT - Pittsburgh Steelers Total = |
| scores 1 14 2 2 0 0 9 2 30 7 5 0 0 4 0 4 0 20 7 1 0 6 0 11 2 0 27 4 0 0 1 5 0 15 0 25 |