| Results - Week 1 |
| Away team Alpine Novelists QB - Peyton Manning - IND RB - Clinton Portis - WAS RB - Thomas Jones - NYJ WR - Marvin Harrison - IND WR - Laveranues Coles - NYJ WR - Antonio Gates - SD K - Shayne Graham - CIN DT - New York Jets Total = Cowboys Forever QB - Tom Brady - NE RB - Selvin Young - DEN RB - DeAngelo Williams - CAR WR - Jason Witten - DAL WR - Kellen Winslow - CLE WR - Hines Ward - PIT K - Josh Brown - STL DT - Dallas Cowboys Total = Midnight Monkeys QB - Brett Favre - NYJ RB - Brian Westbrook - PHI RB - Larry Johnson - KC WR - Andre Johnson - HOU WR - Braylon Edwards - CLE WR - Santonio Holmes - PIT K - Jason Hanson -DET DT - New Orleans Saints Total = Terror Tribe QB - Jay Cutler - DEN RB - Marion Barber - DAL RB - Laurence Maroney - NE WR - Terrell Owens - DAL WR - Torry Holt - STL WR - Roddy White - ATL K - Matt Prater - DEN DT - Chicago Bears Total = Kilhaven Killers QB - Tony Romo - DAL RB - Earnest Graham - TB RB - Willie Parker - PIT WR - Randy Moss - NE WR - Plaxico Burress - NYG WR - Greg Jennings - GB K - Robbie Gould - CHI DT - New England Patriots Total = |
| scores @ 6 3 10 3 0 5 4 3 34 @ 1 7 3 3 4 9 6 .5 33.5 @ 11 12 2 4 0 0 3 2 34 @ 9 15 2 6 0 2 11 10 55 @ 7 4 23 7 5 3 9 3 61 |
| Home team Kiev Cossacks QB - Donovan McNabb - PHI RB - Adrian Peterson - MIN RB - Brandon Jacobs - NYG WR - Reggie Wayne - IND WR - Jerricho Cotchery - NYJ WR - Calvin Johnson -DET K - Nick Folk - DAL DT - San Diego Chargers Total = Divine Insanities QB - Drew Brees - NO RB - LaDainian Tomlinson - SD RB - Reggie Bush - NO WR - Marques Colston - NO WR - T.J. Houshmandzadeh - CIN WR - Bernard Berrian - MIN K - Stephen Gostkowski - NE DT - Minnesota Vikings Total = Diabetic Destroyers QB - Carson Palmer - CIN RB - Marshawn Lynch - BUF RB - Maurice Jones-Drew - JAX WR - Larry Fitzgerald - AZ WR - Roy Williams -DET WR - Donald Driver - GB K - Matt Stover - BAL DT - Indianapolis Colts Total = Brewing Boozers QB - Derek Anderson - CLE RB - Ryan Grant - GB RB - Julius Jones - SEA WR - Brandon Marshall - DEN WR - Anquan Boldin - AZ WR - DeSean Jackson - PHI K - Adam Vinatieri - IND DT - Philadelphia Eagles Total = Steel City Scorpions QB - Ben Roethlisberger - PIT RB - Joseph Addai - IND RB - Frank Gore - SF WR - Chad Johnson - CIN WR - Steve Smith - CAR WR - Wes Welker - NE K - Mason Crosby - GB DT - Pittsburgh Steelers Total = |
| scores 16 10 4 6 9 4 4 2.5 54.5 16 3 9 1 1 1 5 0 36 1 9 1 4 4 1 5 1 26 4 3 1 0 3 4 7 2 24 7 1 11 0 0 2 6 5.5 32.5 |