| HOW TO SURVIVE AT U OF I | ||||||
| Ok, so im gonna do this on a percentage basis. All of these things should add up to about 100%, but hey, im no math major: | ||||||
| 25% Wake up at LEAST 5 min before your first class. 15% Make sure that smell isn't you. Ya know, THAT smell. 10% Eat plenty of fiber. 5% Eat free food whenever possible, and cash in your unused credits for "free" pizzas. 5% Wipe, rinse, repeat. (you guys remember that?) 5% Pokey Sticks 5% Classical Civ. 115: Greek Mythology. 5% Meet plenty of pre-med students that need good grades and copy their homework 5% Get a major you like. Never major in BUSINESS. 5% $1.50 Bowling. yes. 5% Sbarro's pizza in the union. YES. 5% Online notes. YESSSSS. 4.99999% Shower Sandals .000001% Do your homework and study. |
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