HOW TO SURVIVE AT U OF I
Ok, so im gonna do this on a percentage basis. All of these things should add up to about 100%, but hey, im no math major:
25% Wake up at LEAST 5 min before your first class.

15% Make sure that smell isn't you. Ya know, THAT smell.

10% Eat plenty of fiber.

5% Eat free food whenever possible, and cash in your unused credits for "free" pizzas.

5% Wipe, rinse, repeat. (you guys remember that?)

5% Pokey Sticks

5% Classical Civ. 115: Greek Mythology.

5% Meet plenty of pre-med students that need good grades and copy their homework

5% Get a major you like. Never major in BUSINESS.

5% $1.50 Bowling. yes.

5% Sbarro's pizza in the union. YES.

5% Online notes. YESSSSS.

4.99999% Shower Sandals

.000001% Do your homework and study.
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