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| MONDAYS: Wake up at 8. Shower, clean teeth. Listerene. Shave? No. Never on a monday. Dude, i probably shaved like once on the weekend or maybe on friday, and with my gene pool, i really dont need to worry about old man beard showin up for about another 3 weeks... 9:00 Calc. Try to stay awake. 10:00 Chem Lecture. REALLY try to stay awake. I HATE chem. Ech. dumb broads. 11:00-12:30 Fart around with my computer/sleep/do german. 1:00 German. Great. Hey kid, "wo" doesn't mean "who" and "wer" doesn't mean where. This isn't rhetoric class, numb-nut. 1:00-7:00 ? 7:00-Sleep Fart around Campus, eat wings probably. |
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| TUESDAYS: Wake up at 8:10. Shower, clean teeth. Listerene. Shave? nah. 8:45 eat my daily breakfast of a bowl of cream of wheat with a LOAD of brown sugar. I probably should have mensioned that on monday too. Also, it stands that Sharkey won't be down there, so i have to fend for someone familiar to sit next to. 9:00 Calc 10:00 Mythology Lecure. Rock out and mock the Greeks for their wierd chest hair. 11:00 Chemistry Quiz. DAH! i hate chem. 12:00-12:30 Eat. Yes, food. 1:00 German. Ech. "Die aufsatzen sind fertig? Oder?" 2:00 or 2:30 PHYSICS INTRODUCTION CLASS. ROCK OUT, MOCK KIDS WHO KNOW LESS ABOUT PHYSICS THEN KRAUS DOES. KICK THEM IN THE BOOTY. 4:00-Sleep ? |
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| WEDNESDAYS: 8:15 Wake up, shower, clean teeth. No listerene. Shave? Almost. maybe tomorrow. 8:45 Bran 9:00 Calc. New topic today: Something else i've already learned but am being taught another way. 10:00 Chem Lecture. DAH! SCREW THAT! Sleep. 11:00-12:45 Fart, eat, do german homework. 1:00 German. "Fertig?" 2:00 CHEM LAB! WHAT THE HECK? I HATE THIS SOOO MUCH! I SPENT 2 HOURS LAST NIGHT WRITING UP A LAB ABOUT MIXING COLORED WATERS WITH PIPETTES. DAH! Good thing i only have this once every 2 weeks... 4:30-Sleep ? |
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| THURSDAY: 8:30 Wake up, shower. Shave? Heck no. 8:45 Thank god its thursday. Bran, C.O.W. 9:00 Calc. yeah. 10:00 Mythology Lecture. Rock out. Sit next to cute girl that hates your guts cause you're not in a frat. Fart in her general direction and run away after lecture. 11:00 Chem Quiz. DAHHHHHHHH! 12:00 Food. Sit next to some kid you barely know but who has like 35 friends all sitting next to him. Balz. 1:00 German. Again... 2:00 Run around screaming "Yes! the week is basically over! Whoo!!!" 3:00 Pee. 3:430-Sleep ? |
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| FRIDAY: 8:45 Wake up. 9:00 Wander into calc in the basement 10:00 Nap. 11:15 Wake up. Nap. 12:00 Mythology Discussion. Rock out. Sing "im a little teapot." Get a cell phone call on a phone i don't have (yet). Fart. 12:51-Monday ROCK OUT |
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