My (modified) schedule.
MONDAYS:

Wake up at 8. Shower, clean teeth. Listerene. Shave? No. Never on a monday. Dude, i probably shaved like once on the weekend or maybe on friday, and with my gene pool, i really dont need to worry about old man beard showin up for about another 3 weeks...
9:00 Calc. Try to stay awake.
10:00 Chem Lecture. REALLY try to stay awake. I HATE chem. Ech. dumb broads.
11:00-12:30 Fart around with my computer/sleep/do german.
1:00 German. Great. Hey kid, "wo" doesn't mean "who" and "wer" doesn't mean where. This isn't rhetoric class, numb-nut.
1:00-7:00 ?
7:00-Sleep Fart around Campus, eat wings probably.
TUESDAYS:

Wake up at 8:10. Shower, clean teeth. Listerene. Shave? nah.
8:45 eat my daily breakfast of a bowl of cream of wheat with a LOAD of brown sugar. I probably should have mensioned that on monday too. Also, it stands that Sharkey won't be down there, so i have to fend for someone familiar to sit next to.
9:00 Calc
10:00 Mythology Lecure. Rock out and mock the Greeks for their wierd chest hair.
11:00 Chemistry Quiz. DAH! i hate chem.
12:00-12:30 Eat. Yes, food.
1:00 German. Ech. "Die aufsatzen sind fertig? Oder?"
2:00 or 2:30 PHYSICS INTRODUCTION CLASS. ROCK OUT, MOCK KIDS WHO KNOW LESS ABOUT PHYSICS THEN KRAUS DOES. KICK THEM IN THE BOOTY.
4:00-Sleep ?
WEDNESDAYS:

8:15 Wake up, shower, clean teeth. No listerene. Shave? Almost. maybe tomorrow.
8:45 Bran
9:00 Calc. New topic today: Something else i've already learned but am being taught another way.
10:00 Chem Lecture. DAH! SCREW THAT! Sleep.
11:00-12:45 Fart, eat, do german homework.
1:00 German. "Fertig?"
2:00 CHEM LAB! WHAT THE HECK? I HATE THIS SOOO MUCH! I SPENT 2 HOURS LAST NIGHT WRITING UP A LAB ABOUT MIXING COLORED WATERS WITH PIPETTES. DAH!
Good thing i only have this once every 2 weeks...
4:30-Sleep ?
THURSDAY:

8:30 Wake up, shower. Shave? Heck no.
8:45 Thank god its thursday. Bran, C.O.W.
9:00 Calc. yeah.
10:00 Mythology Lecture. Rock out. Sit next to cute girl that hates your guts cause you're not in a frat. Fart in her general direction and run away after lecture.
11:00 Chem Quiz. DAHHHHHHHH!
12:00 Food. Sit next to some kid you barely know but who has like 35 friends all sitting next to him. Balz.
1:00 German. Again...
2:00 Run around screaming "Yes! the week is basically over! Whoo!!!"
3:00 Pee.
3:430-Sleep ?
FRIDAY:

8:45 Wake up.
9:00 Wander into calc in the basement
10:00 Nap.
11:15 Wake up. Nap.
12:00 Mythology Discussion. Rock out. Sing "im a little teapot." Get a cell phone call on a phone i don't have (yet). Fart.
12:51-Monday ROCK OUT
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