2. I take the toilet paper and SHOVE IT UP MY ASS.
3. Ey, that means that half a submarine broke off, and there's still
men up there. (in reference to poop)
4. Man, this is quickly turning into buttboring.com
5. Man, I'm butt-doo-doo tired.
6. Alright, are we in poo-poo anihliation?
7. Hey I feel like i have to poo. (all the time)
8. EAT IT (in reference to pretty much everything from pop-tarts he doesn't want, stale pieces of burger i left on the ground for a day, or pretty much anything that he doesn't think is worth throwing away)
9. I'm a business major.
10. You poo-poo on things more than I poo on things.
11. Hey you want a pop-tart?..hahaha... No, I'm serious.
12. Hey, starcraft? hahaha...No, i'm serious.
13. INTENSE. PLAY THE ROCK SOUNDTRACK TO MAKE IT IN-TENSE.
14. Hey, hold in every other fart. We all win if you hold it in.
15. Aw, poo poo platter.
16. Let's be honest...
17. (what was the other one?) McNasty?
18. Hey, i'm making progress. You gotta get your game plan togeather. Don't miss an opportunity. Leave early for class if you have to. (in reference to my objective of pooing in every building at U of I).
(more to come, as of 10-28-03)
PS the backround was a generic template. I couldn't resist.