FACT OR FAULTY?
Rule Number 1: The girl has to be attractive in general. If she's not attractive by ANY standards, then she CAN'T fall into any category discussed here in.
CATEGORY 1: OLD WAVE HOT
What is old wave hot you ask? Well just think Playboy models, Stuff magazine girls, pretty much anyone on the cover of anything other than BIZARRE Magazine or National Geographic. Think big boobs, long, usually blond hair, and lots of makeup/false beauty. Honestly, I don't find these types attractive anymore. Its just old. If i ever ran into someone from the cover of Stuff or Maxim its not like I'd be like, "Psh, shut up ugly, your fat and ugly." but more like "Wow, hot." I think its more of a reality check than anything. These people generally aren't even going to say hi to kids like me, or pretty much anyone i know. Usually these types aren't very inviting to...well, anyone that would read this webpage or know anyone who would read this webpage. In short:
OLD WAVE IS BUNK
CATEGORY 2: CLASSIC BEAUTY
Hardly rare, but still elusive is the classic beauty. These girls would be cute to hot in any era or 19XX decade. Basically, she could be wearing a skirt with a poodle knited into it or Abercrombie T-shirts supposedly developed in "189X", it doesn't matter, she's still an atractive girl, and thats cool. Usually a bit more open than Old Wavers, you'll see them around public events such as basketball tournaments, ice cream socials, church functions, and the like.
CATEGORY 3: NEW WAVE HOT
OK, this is it. the moment you've been waiting for. I just want to say straight off that this is going to sound pretty superficial and also that New Wave is NOT something you can easily put your finger on. Its not gonna happen, but i can still try. Ok, so major signs that you or someone you know is new wave hot:
1) Short hair.
2) Thick rimmed glasses
3) SCARVES
4) Non traditional good looks
5) You READ BOOKS
6) You ARE SMART
7) Dusters
Things that DO NOT MAKE YOU NEW WAVE:
1) BIG BOOBS (though still a plus..usually)
2) THIN
3) SHORT HAIR
4) THICK RIMMED GLASSES
5) SCARVES
6) YOU READ BOOKS
I liked it best when Vera said its less of a wave than a FLAIR. It's a combination of lots of things. PLEASE keep in mind that you CANNOT just SLAP ON glasses and cut your hair and suddenly be NEW WAVE.
Here I'd like to say that if anyone wants to know a good example, ask me. There is someone down here at the good ol' U of I that is basically my benchmark for new wave. Not saying that there's no way you can be new wave if you don't look like her or whatever, but she's a great example. ...I'm too much of a pussy to put her name up, but go ahead and ask, it's cool
PEOPLE THAT I THINK ARE NEW WAVE:
1. Anna, the girl on the first floor whom i've never talked to.
2. Someone else*
3. LAUREN DAVIS
4.Linsdey Mayer. (Who's name i misspelled and is "honored" to be on this site)
5. NOT AVIRL LEVINE or however you spell it.
There's others, but it doesn't matter.
* I have met someone. She is superbly new wave.I'm slowly melting...
