This is the funniest/worst/scariest story I have ever heard. The names have been changed to protect the (not) innocent.
eight47wang: big Paul gave me the full story
eight47wang: about him and Joe beating that guy up
eight47wang: ok, so there was this little freshman or something that always ran around in a Linkin Park hoodie talking about how much he smoked up, and how he always wished he was high
eight47wang: and Paul and Joe are straightedge
eight47wang: and they used to be SXE Revengers or whatever its called
eight47wang: so one day paul painted a pen white and told the kid it was weed and he and Joe were gonna go smoke it, and since it was so big (hah), there was enough for three
eight47wang: the kid had obviously never even seen a joint, because he believed Paul
eight47wang: so they got this guy in Paul's car and took him out to the woods...
eight47wang: then as soon as they were about to "smoke it", they
eight47wang: BEAT THE (SCHAITH) OUT OF HIM!!!
eight47wang: in the middle of the woods
eight47wang: then they went to get drinks at a, like, 711
eight47wang: came back
eight47wang: AND BEAT HIS ASS AGAIN!
eight47wang: then they waited for him to get out of the woods to the car and beat him up again
eight47wang: and now I guess the kid says hes bulking up so he can kick pauls ass
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