| This is the funniest/worst/scariest story I have ever heard. The names have been changed to protect the (not) innocent. | ||||
| eight47wang: big Paul gave me the full story eight47wang: about him and Joe beating that guy up eight47wang: ok, so there was this little freshman or something that always ran around in a Linkin Park hoodie talking about how much he smoked up, and how he always wished he was high eight47wang: and Paul and Joe are straightedge eight47wang: and they used to be SXE Revengers or whatever its called eight47wang: so one day paul painted a pen white and told the kid it was weed and he and Joe were gonna go smoke it, and since it was so big (hah), there was enough for three eight47wang: the kid had obviously never even seen a joint, because he believed Paul eight47wang: so they got this guy in Paul's car and took him out to the woods... eight47wang: then as soon as they were about to "smoke it", they eight47wang: BEAT THE (SCHAITH) OUT OF HIM!!! eight47wang: in the middle of the woods eight47wang: then they went to get drinks at a, like, 711 eight47wang: came back eight47wang: AND BEAT HIS ASS AGAIN! eight47wang: then they waited for him to get out of the woods to the car and beat him up again eight47wang: and now I guess the kid says hes bulking up so he can kick pauls ass |
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