| South Downtown Mojo, also known as Sodo Mojo has rocked Seattle for the past few years. What's the recipie for Sodo Mojo? I'm about to tell you! |
| This was origonally written by JIm Caple in 2000, but I changed some of the names around. |
| 1 Ichiro rice ball. 1 cup of Mike Cameron tears - after getting hit with the ball... twice.. in the balls!! ;-) 3 whiskers from Rick Rizzs' soul patch *sudder*, actually, that's just wrong.. take it from the moose!! 1 strand of DNA from the Boone family. 1 lock of Lou Piniella's hair (turned white from suffering through Bobby Ayala, Heathcliff Slocumb and Jose Mesa). 1 Earring from Arthur Rhodes. 1 loaf of rye bread, a dollop of ballpark mustard and hunk of salami. A peice of the "mitt" from SAFECO. Eye of John Olerud. An "M-head" A Jay Buhner souvenir bone, and throw in some pine tar. Chicken broth. Pour contents, with Jell-O base, into Rene Lachemann's bathtub. Stir with Edgar Martinez 34-ounce bat while Dave Niehaus chants, "My, oh, my! My, oh, my! My, oh, my!" then have Pat Gillick blow on the mixture for good luck. Then, if the timing is right, shove it in Arod's face!! Best served in October. |
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