Heero: Quatre is crazy...I do not have a drinking problem!
	Heero: Duo...you're gonna love this. I have a joke. Why did the dead baby cross the road? Duo: This is already a sick joke...whew you are so drunk Heero. Heero: Don't you want to know? *hiccup* Duo: Okay...okay...why did the dead baby cross the road? Heero: *wild laughter* Because...he was strapped to the chicken! *more wild laughter* Duo: ....
	Heero: So i really got on top of Zero and stripped to "Barbie Girl"? Trowa: Yes. Heero: Did you see?! Trowa: See what? Heero: ... *makes strange gestures* Trowa: Oh...*laughs* We all did, plus we got it on tape. We're gonna get a fortune on "The Colonies Funniest Home Videos" Bet we'll even get the grand prize. Heero: ...My head hurts...
	Heero: They think they've got me! Hahahahaha! But it is I who has won the last laugh. I love this digital editing system...I took that tape and put Trowa's head on my body. We'll win the grand prize for sure!
	Trowa: Oh my god...that is me on the TV! Gundam Pilots in the background:: *cat whistle* Take it off Trowa!!! Heero: *wicked chuckle*